Friday, 31 August 2012

Claire Khaw's hopes for UKIP at conference

That they will:

  1. Repeal the Equality Act 2010
  2. Repeal the Human Rights Act 1998
  3. Reintroduce fault into divorce by requiring marriage contracts before people can marry
  4. Reintroduce corporal punishment
  5. Reintroduce capital punishment
  6. Repeal s 5 of the Public Order Act 1986  (Even Peter Tatchell wants to do that!
  7. Declare a flat rate income tax of 20%
  8. Abolish inheritance tax
  9. Abolish capital gains tax
  10. Legalise brothel-keeping in every major city
  11. Abolish the civil partnership
  12. Stop plans to introduce gay marriage
  13. Reintroduce the 11+
  14. Reintroduce single sex secondary schools
  15. Introduce the New Model Comprehensive
  16. Pass Peter Bone MP's House of Commons Disqualification Bill
  17. Lift the ban on Claire Khaw and her associates joining UKIP
  18. Make one woman think tank Claire Khaw Director of Communications
  19. Make one woman think tank Claire Khaw  Policy Consultant
  20. Allow her the opportunity of forgiving  the cowards and hypocrites in UKIP who are fearful, uncertain and exercised about her becoming a member by the simple expedient of inviting her to become leader.  She is guaranteed to graciously accept such an offer by the party and will easily step into the shoes of Nigel Farage and do a better job than him.  

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