Tuesday, 5 March 2013

My five point plan to destroy the British matriarchy

  1. Radicalise male Tory MPs by tweeting at them regularly with my thrilling and inspirational ideas of patriarchal hegemony
  2. Make them see that David Cameron is (a) evil incarnate (b) not a Conservative (c) a robot sent to destroy social conservatism in Britain
  3. Persuade them to surgically remove Cameron and his unConservative ilk from the Conservative Party.
  4. Recommend that they do a deal with Labour and become a one-party state after telling the LibDems to go jump in the lake.
  5. Look forward to becoming a come a sexually-repressed one-party theocracy in which brothel-keeping will be legal and gay marriage illegal, laws few and taxes low, after repealing the Equality Act 2010 and  reintroducing fault into divorce.  

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