Thursday, 15 May 2014

How a non-bimbo would have dealt with being taken to a strip club by Roger Helmer

"Oh Mr Helmer, I do believe we are in a strip club! Are you sure it is the right thing for us to do? Won't people talk if it were to get out that we went to a strip club together? Oh, oh, oh, Mr Helmer, surely we must leave now before anyone sees us? I am sorry, Mr Helmer, but I really must be going now. Thank you for a lovely dinner though, Mr Helmer, I have so enjoyed tonight. I will see you in the office then. I do hope you won't overdo things too much here. Good night and thank you again so much for a lovely dinner."

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