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Friday, 6 March 2015

How Muslims are to integrate into British culture

http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2009/feb/12/england-people-very-nice-review

ENGLAND PEOPLE VERY NICE: ACT FOUR

In the pub. At the bar, IDA (pub barmaid), RENNIE  (pub regular, originally from Barbados), LAURIE (pub landlord). At a table, DEBORAH (girl).

IDA:                 Fucking Pakis!

DEBORAH:      Mum?!

IDA:                 They come here, but they don't wanna be English!

LAURIE:           And what is it that defines the English, Ida?

IDA:                  I believe in certain fings.

RENNIE:           Yes, like what?!

IDA:                   Tolerance!

DEBORAH:        You been slagging them all day!

IDA:                   O' course I slag 'em, that's free speech innit!

RENNIE:            Integration boy! Integration!

LAURIE:            How's a Muslim gonna to integrate round here?

IDA:                   Get your arse tattoed , a crack habit and seven kids by seven dads!

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