ENGLAND PEOPLE VERY NICE: ACT FOUR
In the pub. At the bar, IDA (pub barmaid), RENNIE (pub regular, originally from Barbados), LAURIE (pub landlord). At a table, DEBORAH (girl).
IDA: Fucking Pakis!
IDA: They come here, but they don't wanna be English!
LAURIE: And what is it that defines the English, Ida?
IDA: I believe in certain fings.
RENNIE: Yes, like what?!
DEBORAH: You been slagging them all day!
IDA: O' course I slag 'em, that's free speech innit!
RENNIE: Integration boy! Integration!
LAURIE: How's a Muslim gonna to integrate round here?
IDA: Get your arse tattoed , a crack habit and seven kids by seven dads!