tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7747759322341026313.post5318322499518050229..comments2023-12-31T07:32:12.295+00:00Comments on The Voice of Reason: Upgrading from girlfriend to wifeClaire Khawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11557436240917008429noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7747759322341026313.post-30118173036890555392014-07-10T13:52:43.819+01:002014-07-10T13:52:43.819+01:00It also pays, when once successfully installed the...It also pays, when once successfully installed the upgrade, to change the screen saver to an unhappy state as now husband has to have unhappiness as his new happy state. This now shields against malicious software that might cross over to husband 1.0., usually in the form of spam emails.Stephen Heatley, Kangaroo Island Ligurian Queen Bees.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01785500810396392704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7747759322341026313.post-85085105039928666922014-07-10T12:37:27.910+01:002014-07-10T12:37:27.910+01:00From wikipaedia:
"Husband 1.0 once ran as a ...From wikipaedia:<br /><br />"Husband 1.0 once ran as a very successful standalone program. (7000 BC - 1960 AD).<br /> <br />Then unlicensed addons (written by various government agencies*), suddenly appeared and first of these got to be uploaded by the gaming community.<br /><br />Childcare Credits negated parental responsibility where and gamers lost incentive to win.<br /><br />Birth of babies got cash prizes, which made some leave this program entirely as it could not perform this task.<br /><br />Taxes were hiked to pay for other SSMs children and made the program redundant.<br /><br />A No Fault Divorce team of programmers hacked into the core, and rendered it useless.<br /><br />The program was then sold with edutainment programs such as 'Free sex 4 U and Same Sex Education for the kids'.<br /><br />[*Once uploaded, non of these addons could not be removed].<br /><br />The program was not supported nor upgraded, and could only run on Civilization Vista/XP or earlier. <br /><br />However in 2014 Husband 1.0 was bought outright by the subsidiary company LibConLab Alliance and rewritten as a slimmed down superfast version BabyFather 10.0 and a slower PC version BarbieFriend 7.0<br /><br />The Government have announced a new operating system platform is is being rolled out in the Fall, called WhoreCraft (Banana Cream)."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com