Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Beautiful Blonde Lawyer

From Private Eye 1352
1 November - 14 November 2013

Page 36

EYE LOVE

"This slim stunning 50 year old woman has a Masters in Chinese and Middle Eastern Law.  She is understated and warm with a mischievous sense of fun.  She is compassionate and exciting whilst remaining grounded and down to earth.  This rather special woman is looking for a committed loving relationship with an interesting, genuine man.  

For a complimentary introduction telephone 0208 313 0918

sarah@carpiediemintros.com

http://carpediemintros.com/contact-us.html

This woman actually sounds quite interesting to me, but I may be discriminated against on the grounds that I am female.  I have in any case emailed her in the following terms:

"I would be interested to meet this client of yours, but suffer from the disadvantage of being female.  I would however like her to know that I am prepared to contemplate friendship or more, in principle."  
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9 comments:

  1. John Kemp30 October 2013 at 17:46:00 GMT

    worth a dinner to find out I'd say.

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  2. Candice Lauralee Moonsawmy30 October 2013 at 17:50:00 GMT

    Lawyers make great lovers.

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  3. Mark Barnes30 October 2013 at 17:50:00 GMT

    Who is this mysterious saucepot? I'm sure she will appeal to the mature, lawyerly type of gentleman.

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  4. Stuart Adair30 October 2013 at 17:52:00 GMT

    Photos please

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  5. Sophia Stewart30 October 2013 at 20:37:00 GMT

    Lawyers are liars.

    I would never date a lawyer.

    A female Lawyer will probably be a feminazi and a right old boiler.

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  6. Mark Barnes30 October 2013 at 20:38:00 GMT

    Perfect for a male lawyer that is a soulless husk characteristic of his liberal profession.

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  7. Sophia Stewart30 October 2013 at 20:38:00 GMT

    Can you imagine being represented by a female lawyer? they are as bad as female vicars. Steer clear.

    Most male lawyers are public school boys who weren't clever enough to work in the city.

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  8. John Kemp30 October 2013 at 20:39:00 GMT

    Chinese and middle eastern law suggests a commercial or diplomatic background.

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  9. Anonymous31 October 2013 at 23:44:00 GMT

    I've had dealings with Carpe Diem before and frankly the're a bunch of con artists.

    I feel sorry for her though because CD will have charged her about £2500 and given her unrealistic expectations as to her prospects.

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