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| David Irving and me |
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| Lord Mandelson |
Someone online is always asking me questions on ask.fm at http://ask.fm/oneparty4all and arranging marriages for me. Today, he has suggested that I might like to marry David Irving, and I must say I am rather taken with the idea though previously I had convinced myself that only Peter Mandelson would do for me. David is just the kind of Englishman that I have always admired. I can imagine what our honeymoon would be like, doing a romantic Hitler tour and but with none of his acolytes and around ....
The thought of the UKIP-voting British Democratic Party http://thevoiceofreason-ann.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/a-question-for-andrew-brons-of-british.html (who have now disabled me from commenting on their website at http://britishdemocraticparty.org/ without warning or notification and the BNP gnashing their teeth, rending their garments and tearing their hair out at this prospect is too delicious for words.
If David wishes to approach me on the subject, he should know that he would be warmly received.
Peter Mandelson should not feel shy of applying, however. David may have also sorts of ethno-nationalist principles that could inhibit him. I would point out to David as his unhired publicist that even just discussing this in public would have a beneficial effect on his book sales.
Simon Sheppard at http://www.heretical.com/ may also wish to get in on the game as he has a book to sell. http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/190124024X/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
Choose David Irving. Mandelson is gay, so all other arguments against a match are moot, and Shepphard hates women so much I doubt a relationship would last very long, even if you have been faithfully promoting his books.
ReplyDeleteI know Mandelson is gay. This means he won't be making any sexual demands of me at all. I get on with Simon Sheppard all right.
ReplyDeleteThen pick Shepphard, a lot of women do seem to like men who are in jail after all and at least you'd know where he was every night. But Mandelson's not only gay but spoken for.
ReplyDeleteI am not doing it for the company or the sex, but for influence and power.
ReplyDeleteI know Peter Mandelson is the one least likely to make unreasonable and oppressive sexual demands.
Ah, the more traditional female route to power, marry it rather than earn it.
ReplyDeleteIn that case you'd best avoid Sheppard, no bright future there. But if you want power and influence I gather Rupert Murdoch is single these days?
Murdoch may be a little wary of Oriental women.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if David Irving has had any bad experiences with Oriental women. If he hasn't I may yet stand a chance. Even talk of our courtship would increase his book sales, I am sure.
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