Wednesday, 3 May 2017

Advice for men on marriage and dating by Millennial Woes

How to find her? In a mosque, perhaps? If you become Muslim, your local mosque will just set you up with a single white female Muslim in the area. You will then know she wants the same traditional things as you. Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

You must be really serious about marriage and traditional values if you are white and have converted to Islam just to meet someone like-minded, mustn't you?

Yes, I know you can do the same thing in a church, in theory. You will find single women there too, but rather older, sourer and bitterer.

How to make yourself worthy of her

  1. No video games.
  2. No porn, especially anime porn. 
  3. Get a job.
  4. Have money.
  5. Be charismatic.

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