Saturday, 18 August 2012

How to measure a nation's morality through the morality of its women

Basically, all you have to do is ask every parent in the land if their children are illegitimate.

  • 1 point per illegitimate child
  • 1 point per illegitimate grandchild
  • average the score out for every citizen who is a parent you asked
  • compare it to other nations who have undergone the same methods of accounting
  • whichever nation with the fewest points wins the prize of being deemed most happy and glorious of all the nations in the world

I know you are all going to say it is Saudi or Afghanistan, but I suggest all the nations of the world do it and see what happens.  

We could start doing this in the UK to see if Welsh women really are sluttier than the English or the Scotties.  

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