http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7035013/NHS-rations-obesity-surgery-to-save-money.html
Another reason to completely privatise the NHS.
We should let these morbidly people eat until they go pop (like that diner in Monty Python's Meaning of Life) or declare Open Season when it is legal to hunt and shoot obese people.
The comedic possibilities of the obese fleeing and hiding in cupboards that are too small for them, trying to get through doors that are too narrow for them, or trying to get under a bed to hide from their hunters are delicious and endless.
We could have a successful series of cookery programmes watching them being cooked on TV by celebrity chefs after they have been successfully hunted down.
My solutions would ensure that the problem would, er, thin out in due course, at no extra cost to the overburdened taxpayer.
THE VOICE OF REASON Solon, (born c. 630 BCE—died c. 560 BCE), Athenian statesman, known as one of the Seven Wise Men of Greece (the others were Chilon of Sparta, Thales of Miletus, Bias of Priene, Cleobulus of Lindos, Pittacus of Mytilene, and Periander of Corinth). Solon ended exclusive aristocratic control of the government, substituted a system of control by the wealthy, and introduced a new and more humane law code. He was also a noted poet.
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