My ideal imaginary night with Peter Mandelson

I would find that wolfish look irresistible.

This cannot possibly happen because his party is no longer in office and he therefore no longer has access to important state papers.

I once imagined a bed strewn with important and possibly ancient state papers - scrolls and things -  and myself thrown ruthlessly and impatiently on those impossibly important and ancient state papers, by Peter.

What follows next you may well guess, our every movement marked by the tearing or crunch of an impossibly important and ancient state document ...

I wonder if any sexually-neglected Cabinet Minister's spouse ever fantasise about snatching the Red Box from their spouse's study and emptying the contents of them onto the marital bed.  The wife or perhaps husband (I am imagining Jaqui Smith's husband in this instance) would then hurl herself or himself upon the documents and declare that no access will be given to these documents, until the deed is done ...