My Suggestion to Northumbria Police on How to Entice Raoul Moat Out of Hiding
I have been reliably informed that Raoul Moat now "has too many friend requests" on Facebook.
May I suggest that, instead of the rather uninspiring message to him beseeching him to give himself up and to "think of his children and the future", that your next message to him is along the lines of:
Apparently, he has had a few fan clubs for a few days now at http://www.facebook.com/pages/raoul-moat-could-have-got-further-in-the-world-cup-than-england/135942706435303?ref=mf and at http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=135966699761019&v=wall&ref=ts
A few choice comments:
Chris Humble: "i am suprised more blokes don`t go nuts like this , how many times do you here about women taking house , kids , car , money , pets and leaving working class blokes with now`t !! then rubbing it in with a dovorce party in his house ... !!!"
I have been reliably informed that Raoul Moat now "has too many friend requests" on Facebook.
May I suggest that, instead of the rather uninspiring message to him beseeching him to give himself up and to "think of his children and the future", that your next message to him is along the lines of:
"Raoul Moat. Your life is worth living. You now have too many Facebook friend requests. This means that if you accepted them all you would have more than 5000 Facebook friends and would require a fan club. This means that your life is worth living and that people are interested in you and some of them perhaps genuinely admire you, however twisted their reasons.
If you don't believe us, go into the nearest internet cafe and check this out yourself.
We promise to let you accept all your friend requests and start your own fan club before we take you into police custody."
Apparently, he has had a few fan clubs for a few days now at http://www.facebook.com/pages/raoul-moat-could-have-got-further-in-the-world-cup-than-england/135942706435303?ref=mf and at http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=135966699761019&v=wall&ref=ts
A few choice comments:
Chris Humble: "i am suprised more blokes don`t go nuts like this , how many times do you here about women taking house , kids , car , money , pets and leaving working class blokes with now`t !! then rubbing it in with a dovorce party in his house ... !!!"
4 comments:
Raoul Moat. You are a legend my friend. If there was a way to give you money I would. Don't let them catch ya. If you make it to NI they'll arm you up. Alternatively steal a bike and get to scotland. Don't get killed if you die, who will shoot the feds ?
how could this so called mother say her son would be better off dead,this is so sad,no wonder he had problems,i was in tears when he shot himself,the man needed severe help,i prayed they would bring him in alive im not condoning what he did,but i think he just cracked,and no wonder,with a mother like that,also didnt agree with the media circus,they made it a public execution rip raoul,your at peace now
Its not suppriseing these idiots supporting Raoul have left their comments, "Anonymous ". How thick can you be, this waste of space shot three people killing one of them and also had a history of physical abuse. Shooting himself was the best thing he could of done. Its just unbalievable how stupid these people are and at the same time dose help to explain why our society is in such a mess if people are so ignorant as to call Raoul a Legend. If they had arrested him its just another bill for the tax payer to fork out until he comes out for another short holiday before pulverising sombody else and destroying the lives of those around the victim aswell. I can only guess the supporters of Raoul are the same people that think know terrorists should be allowed to stay in the uk and claim benifits. I makes my blood boil, I think you need to wake up F***OFF!
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