If I had more than one of these machines and hired them out to men on the premises, would I be running a robot brothel?

http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital

I could walk around in my dominatrix outfit with my whip in my Hall of Extraction and talk to them suggestively.  I could even use the whip to make them finish quicker for a higher "turnover" ...

Or, you could try this at home.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/have-sex-with-your-ipad-thanks-to-the-new-sex-toy-noone-asked-for-9568074.html

The demo video of how to use this thing would be a turn-on itself, would it not, chaps?