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I would love it if Dame Judi Drench played me! #r4today— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
Why would she play a nobody?— Nora Chance (@Dora_Chance) September 11, 2017
Obviously, I would be someone important if Dame Judi Dench were to play me.— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
A play about me as an 83 year old woman looking back on my life as a prophetess, revolutionary and philosopher is possible in theory.— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
Perhaps David Hare or Allan Bennett could write it. By that time the Khavian Revolution would be complete and Britain flourishing again.— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
I am sure Dame Judi would enjoy playing the dowager empress of the British continuing to destroy her enemies, forbid evil and enjoin good.— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
One of the scenes could be me attending the corporal punishment of sluts and slut-fuckers in village greens and town squares.— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
I could be confronted with a fornicating slut of a granddaughter whom I do not protect from punishment and who later has a shotgun wedding.— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
Wherever I went, the people would cheer, but a resentful Ndora would follow me, cursing and cackling evilly in her cracked old woman's voice— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
It could become a sitcom!— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
More likely to be Ray Cooney.— Nora Chance (@Dora_Chance) September 11, 2017
A farce would be fun, but possibly too demanding for an actress in her 80s. Ideally, I would like Shakespeare to write it as a history play.— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
To have the story of my jihad against degeneracy in Britain and eventually the West expressed in iambic pentameters would be sublime.— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
I trust I have painted enough of a picture of a Khavian Britain to inspire the British.— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) September 11, 2017
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