How many glottal stops did the Duke of Cambridge make?

Count the number of glottal stops from 27:18 by the Duke of Cambridge. http://t.co/aQ3jNk6ZtM #degeneracy

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

I just heard Duke of Cambridge talking about his two babies and thought how common he sounded. #degeneracy #bbcpm

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

I counted at least 3 glottal stops in that brief recording of what the Duke of Cambridge said about his 2 babies. #bbcpm WHAT THE FUCK??

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

Will the Duke of Cambridge be dropping his aitches next? That was really so utterly disgusting I feel almost ill. #bbcpm

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

I am afraid I have to say that hearing the Duke of Cambridge's glottal stops was deeply radicalising for me. #bbcpm

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

If I become even more radical and extreme and end up joining ISIS as a jihadi bride for mature warriors, blame the Duke of Cambridge. #bbcpm

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

I can't tell u how deeply radicalising hearing the Duke of Cambridge's glottal stops was for me. Still shuddering with SHOCK/DISGUST. #bbcpm

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

I bet the Duke of Cambridge says "I was sat" just like the rest of the plebs. What is the cheapest one way flight to Turkey? #bbcpm #ISIS

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

I actually thought I was a staunch monarchist until I heard the Duke of Cambridge's glottal stops. Would I feel better after a vomit? #bbcpm

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

@inhoclocus Won't be long now since the Duke of Cambridge will be working with plebs as an Air Ambulance Driver. THIS IS INSANE.

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

@inhoclocus Royals shouldn't be mixing with plebs. Whoever allowed it cannot be in his or her right mind.

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

@inhoclocus If they are going to allow him to turn himself into a pleb why don't they send the Duke of Cambridge to Newcastle?

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

May I gently suggest that the Duke of Cambridge take elocution lessons to crisp up his speech? @BritishMonarchy

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

The Duke of Cambridge certainly shouldn't b flying Air Ambulances. A better use of his time wld b 2 learn British History FROM THE BEGINNING

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

I bet the Duke of Cambridge didn't do any languages at GCSE. He should be made to learn Mandarin instead of flying Air Ambulances.

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

Once the Duke of Cambridge has passed Mandarin and British History, he should also be expected to pass tests in Biblical/Koranic Knowledge.

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) July 13, 2015

China and the Tunisian imam learning Mandarin

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01g5yxs

A little girl in China was asked what she wanted to be when she grows up.  She said "An official. A corrupt official, because they have all the nice things."

This reminded me of this Tunisian imam I met in the Mandarin classes I used to attend, who said he was learning Mandarin so he could go there to convert the heathen Chinese.

His intonation was not very good so I can imagine the heathen Chinese giggling disrespectfully at him while he was explaining the virtues of the Holy Koran that will save their civilisation burning itself out in an orgy of consumerism and usury and SSMs, just like the West is doing now.

If this man succeeds, then the whole world really will become Muslim.

I wonder if there are many such Muslim missionaries like him.  China would be their biggest prize.  

First, Britain, then Israel and China, I think.  Secular Koranism is potentially global.  

Islam is not really so different from Ancient Chinese culture and treats women rather better than the ancient Chinese patriarchs used to treat their concubines.   Concubines would have to be converted into wives with equal legal status.   

10 policies for Labour to reinvogorate itself

I cannot imagine any sensible person in the Labour government wanting to lead the Labour Party to defeat in the next election. (It is a very disturbing conclusion to reach that there are no longer any sensible people left in the Labour government, apart from the principled and admirable Frank Field whom I would love to see becoming PM through Telling the Truth.) A Camoronian premiership is a historical inevitability, surely? Nor can I understand why Brown will not formally stake his claim on his absolute right to lead Labour into defeat at the next general election.

Blair is the only other "sensible person" left in the Labour Party fit to lead it into defeat. Perhaps he should be invited back into government and a by- election arranged to let him back in if he be fool enough to accept.

As for the new policies required to bring enliven Labour's lacklustre performance and policy drift, may I suggest proposals to:

(1) introduce an elitist, nationalist, rationalist but non-racist, non-expansionist one-party state run along the lines of the host of the Olympics 2008 who are doing so well for themselves

(2) reintroduce capital punishment and the principle of condign and economical punishment of criminals

(3) constitutionally establish the principle of limited government

(4) abolish the welfare state and reintroduce the concept of the deserving and undeserving poor and a government department to distinguish between the two

(5) introduce compulsory health insurance and dividing its provision into

(a) basic
(b) standard
(c) luxury

(6) give the British a referendum on the EU on an "in or out" basis

(7) disestablish the Church of England (and break the too-long connection with defeat, decline and dementia) and invite "tenders" from other faiths to replace it. The Muslims will probably have a few ideas about how Anglican Islam could be established.

(8) reinforce the British tradition of having a "Special Poodle Relationship" with the world's superpower and henceforth take active steps to become a Pekingese lapdog

(9) allow children to learn Mandarin in British schools as they used to learn European languages

(10) withdraw child benefit from any parent unable to produce a marriage certificate to prevent Britain becoming even more a Land of Illegitimacy, Illiteracy and Innumeracy or, not to put too fine a point on it, The Land of Bastardy and Bastards ...