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Showing posts with label Osama bin Laden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Osama bin Laden. Show all posts

Monday, 2 May 2011

Bin Laden Is Dead, Obama Says


http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/02/world/asia/osama-bin-laden-is-killed.html?src=tptw

American officials said bin Laden resisted and was shot in the head. He was later buried at sea.

What? Bin Laden "buried at sea" ALREADY??  It would have been more appropriate to display his corpse, surely? Or put his head on a spike? So weird to dump his body so soon.

Tweeted:

Yanks want to get out of Afghanistan and are saying #OBL now dead as face-saving justification. Many think OBL died a long time ago. 
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html
Report: Bin Laden Already Dead - Wednesday, December 26, 2001

Allowing him to lie in state at the White House East Room and charging people to see him would have been a nice little earner.

The body of President John. F. Kennedy lies in repose in the East Room of the White House.

Friday, 4 February 2011

My message to the Egyptian people if I were PM

Bin Laden is cleverer than to go on and on at the Egyptians to have an Islamic revolution while the dumb Americans set themselves up for the flak when everything goes pear-shaped. Why are they interfering in a way that will only end up getting the Americans more hated than thanked. Shut up, shut up, shut up!

If I were British PM I would have this message for the Egyptians:

"Any government sympathises with another government in trouble, and any people would sympathise with another people in trouble. We trust the Egyptian people will find the wisdom to choose the right course that give them the government they deserve."

Friday, 1 October 2010

Commando-style raids on UK, France and Germany ordered by Bin Laden


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/8036423/Osama-bin-Laden-behind-plot-to-attack-European-cities.html


It wouldn't be too hard to launch a commando style shoot-out in a shopping centre, I would have thought, especially with Xmas coming up. It would completely destroy tourism and shopping in the UK. Somebody tell me again why the fuck we are in Afghanistan pissing these people off who understandably don't want foreign soldiers in their country shooting at their people either? 

Bin Laden said it 9/11 was about Israel. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,137095,00.html 

So why THE FUCK are we dying for Israel? What has that misbegotten shithole of a country ever done for Britain? Why are British gentiles dying for Zionism?  Are they STOOOPID or something?  How many Jews or Zionists in the Armed Forces?  Are the dead and limbless not overwhelmingly gentile?  Answers on a postcard, please.

Monday, 27 September 2010

Ahmadinejad's 9/11 Conspiracy Theory

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE68N3WB20100924

I am quite happy with the theory that Bin Laden bombed the Twin Towers to make a point over Americans voting again and again for the same kind of government with the same kind of pro-Israel policy.  In any case, the cock-up theory is always more likely than any conspiracy theory judging from the incorrigible stupidity of mankind. 

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." 

His master plan was to start a chain of events that would impoverish and weaken the West economically and militarily and diplomatically isolating it after it has incurred the wrath of everyone else in the world who is not a Zionist (and why would anyone not subject to Holocaust Denial laws be a Zionist anyway?).

It wouldn't matter if Bin Laden is dead, for his work is now done - he has already made the West press its own auto destruct button.

Soon, Israel's allies will be so weakened and discredited that they will no longer be able to defend themselves, let alone that miserable little country everyone in the world hates.

Arab nationalism, Muslims and the Palestinians will be seen to triumph while the West retires from "Afraq" with black eyes and its teeth kicked out ...


The plan seems to be working beautifully so far. 

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Bad writing and spelling the last straw after a disastrous premiership

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/2720283/Prime-Minister-Gordon-Brown-couldnt-even-get-our-name-right.html


We have yet again a Prime Minister officially in charge who makes Britons feel ashamed every time he puts his foot into his mouth (which is every time he speaks), spreading despair, embarrassment and helpless rage nationwide.

Gordon Brown should just resign, resign because he cannot spell and cannot write legibly. He should resign because he can no longer lead the country and command any confidence from anyone at all.

Who is working for? Osama bin Laden? Hired specially to make us feel like the bunch of losers we are? Government on behalf of losers by even bigger losers?

I suppose Mrs Janes will be temporarily distracted from her grief by her anger and outrage at the way this country is being run and the way the war is being conducted.

The fact is that Brown is incompetent and no longer commands the confidence of his party and the country.

Good politics is not clinging to your position at all costs. In fact, it is better for your reputation to know when to go, just as if you were a guest at a party. Overstay your welcome too long and too often and you will never be asked back again.

The Sun is behaving in the way that you would expect The Sun to behave. It is going in for the kill.

It is all a dirty business, but somebody has to do it.

Brown can do nothing right and his advisers have all but abandoned him. Nobody told him that writing and spelling such as his was unacceptable in a Prime Minister. Nobody suggested topping and tailing his letters of condolence. Nobody told him not to call Mrs Janes because he would only have got the bollocking he did.

If they did and he ignored them, then that is evidence of the quality of his judgment and for that alone he should go.

Why did he even call Mrs Janes? The outcome, ie a predictably humiliating exchange recorded and transcribed not just for us, but for all the world to read, was only too predictable. Why did he do it to himself and why was he not prevented from showing himself up yet again?

If this were a bullfight, we must surely be tercio de muerte ("the third of death"). The estocada cannot now be far off now. Let us hope it is administered quickly and cleanly, by a brave and skilled matador. The Sun can only butcher people's reputations, after all. Lord Mandelson hoves into view, resplendent and graceful in his suit of lights, strutting around the ring, turning his back on the exhausted bull, cheered hysterically by the crowd ....


God behaving badly

1:03:00  CLAIRE  KHAW joins to say God in the Koran is more reasonable than God in the Old Testament, but there is only one Abrahamic God.  ...