The Lord and Lady Mandelson Show after "The Real PM"

I feel quite extraordinarily fortunate to have once sat next to Patrick Diamond http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Diamond (who was featured in the documentary reporting to Peter) at a Fabian Society dinner.  I just want Peter to know that I do get around.  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3532350.stm  Patrick is simply just too out of touch with ordinary people to be electable.  I was actually shocked at how out of touch yet senior in the Labour Party hierarchy he was.  



http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2010/11/22/peter-mandelson-wont-rule-out-a-return-to-politics/

"I’m not quite sure what [I will do], but amongst other things I have to earn a living. I don’t have an income any more."

You and me both, Pete!

All we have to do is to have a few dinners in a few fashionable restaurants, and let the paps and papers do the rest ...

We would of course be meeting to discuss the Lord and Lady Mandelson Show.

http://thevoiceofreason-ann.blogspot.com/2010/07/peter-mandelson-third-man.h...tml

It would be a studio creation of our living room and guests would be invited, entertained and interrogated by the both of us in turn.

It will be a hit!

We will be the new Richard and Judy! You will be loved at last, as you truly *deserve* to be, and not just by me!

I have just written to him in the following terms and can only keep my fingers crossed:

Dear Lord Mandelson,

I will show you *exactly* how you can get a talk show on TV and bask in the admiration and affection you so well deserve, if you get in touch to arrange a dinner to discuss this possibility. 

Yours sincerely,

He is the perfect age and star sign for me, and would complete the trilogy of the wonderful men I have known in my life.  I have consulted my stars again and again they tell me "Go for it, girl!"

Mandy Movie by Hannah Rothschild

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23887400-the-man-who-was-the-real-pm.do

"This spring Mandelson was running a department with a budget of £21 billion. His immediate staff included two special advisers, two drivers, five private secretaries, one PA, one diary secretary, one principal private secretary, one spokesman and more than 50 press secretaries at his disposal, courtesy of the taxpayer. He sat on 35 of the 43 government committees and each morning conversed with the Prime Minister, shaping his government's day ahead, his finger in every pie. Today, he's looking for a job."

Peter would be excellent on TV, and so would I. We could be The Lord and Lady Mandelson Show, on which we would interview hapless politicians in our pretend studio home.

BBC, ITV, Channel 4 and 5: Are you reading this?