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Showing posts with label polar bear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label polar bear. Show all posts

Thursday, 10 July 2014

Schadenfreude, The Socialist Worker, the Etonian and the polar bear

Eton by bear? The inquest begins

Horatio Chapple, an Eton pupil, was killed by a polar bear in 2011 while on an adventure holiday. The 24 year old polar bear was seriously underweight. It weighed about 250kg rather than the typical 400kg, and had heavily worn teeth which would have caused it pain.

The bear was shot dead after it attacked Horatio and others on the trip. An inquest into Horatio’s death began this week. Troublemaker has long supported campaigning for the environment. 

Now we have another reason to save the polar bears.

http://socialistworker.co.uk/art/38532/Tories+shy+about+their+posh+party,+but+the+Rolls-Royces+say+it+all

The pun is also very witty.

If that over-privileged Etonian had not gone on his expensive adventure holiday, the polar bear would still be alive now.

Famous Etonians: Justin Welby, David Cameron.

Who would you keep alive if you had to choose: those two or a polar bear?

Etonians: what are they for? They aren't cute, furry and cuddly, are they? What do these Etonians do to make Britain a better place? Do they instead set your teeth on edge knowing how much their parents paid for their expensive over-privileged holidays that caused this polar bear to be shot dead?

http://blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/the-old-etonians-who-still-run-britain/14474
List of Etonians in government

If you had to choose between shooting dead all Etonians and shooting dead all polar bears, which would you choose?

Dead Etonian

Dead polar bear

Let'as have a YouGov poll on this!

I can already predict the answer, can't you?

Even if you had loadsa money should you let your kid go on these over-privileged holidays in polar bear territory and cause hungry polar bears to be shot for eating your kid?  

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jul/09/horatio-chapple-paw-prints-polar-bear-attack-inquest
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jul/10/horatio-chapple-inquest-polar-bear-director-british-schools-exploring
http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Mother-schoolboy-Horatio-Chapple-17-speaks/story-21339258-detail/story.html

http://www.britishexploring.org/ExpeditionsProgrammes/Age16-20/ArcticFinmarkNorwayExpedition2014.aspx £2500 including VAT to have your kid eaten by a polar bear and then having it shot.

Is it just a bit unnerving to feel so much class hatred for another human being you have never even met and know for certain that you prefer polar bears to Etonians?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/press/socialist-worker-called-to-apologise-over-vile-article-saying-eton-schoolboy-horatio-chapples-death-is-reason-to-save-the-polar-bears-9597931.html

People huffing and puffing about the callous comments about the Eton boy should accept the truth that most Britons prefer polar bears to Etonians and all the huffing and puffing in this world by all the public schoolboys and schoolgirls of this world and the next cannot change that.

To whinge, have a collective hissy fit and demand a formal apology from socialist workers is not going to yield satisfaction of any kind because it is entirely predictable that it will be withheld. A properly aristocratic attitude is to pretend not to even notice what the plebs at The Socialist Worker said, because it is beneath one's notice.

Essay questions for Etonians:

  1. Why are Etonians hated?
  2. Why do most Britons prefer polar bears to Etonians?
  3. What have Etonians done for Britain in the last ten years?
  4. Is the Independent trying to whip up a Twitter campaign to get people angry at the Socialist Worker for insulting Etonians in a bid to increase its circulation and is this linked to how many employees in the Independent went to boarding school?
  5. Should patricians regard insults by plebs in a plebeian political publication as beneath their notice?
  6. Is it dignified and masculine for Etonians and their parents to demand an apology from the Socialist Worker or is it self-indulgent and effeminate?
  7. Is environmental tourism good or bad for the environment?
  8. Should the Socialist Worker apologise for making light of the boy Eton by bear?
  9. If you were the parent of boy Eton by bear should you be that surprised to discover that the plebs hate you and your son?
  10. What should Eton College do to make Etonians less hated?
  11. Is Eton College really the best place to send your son even if you can easily afford it?
  12. Can you name an Etonian you admire? If so, give reasons. 


http://thevoiceofreason-ann.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/httpwww.html
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