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Saturday, 14 January 2012

Proposed Questions for the Scottish Referendum

1.  Do you believe Scottish Independence would be good for Scotland or are you just doing it because you HATE the English?


  • I really believe an Independent Scotland governed by Alex Salmond and his bunch of Europhiliac Lefties would be good for Scotland because I am stupid.
  • I just hate the English so much words fail me - GRRRRR! 


2.  Just how much exactly do you HATE the English?


  • Words fail me in expressing how much I hate the English.
  • Very much
  • Och, I despise the Sassenachs, and so did all my ancestors!
  • I find them rather tiresome when they whinge about how much the Scots hate them.
  • I don't really hate them at all but just like kicking them in the goolies, kicking them in the head and spitting in their faces whenever I get the chance.

3.  Do you think Scottish Independence would be good for England?

  • No, but that's why I want  it.
  • Don't know.
  • Don't care.
  • Perhaps.
  • Yes.

4.  Do you think Scottish Independence would be good for Wales?

  • No.
  • Don't know.
  • Don't care.
  • Perhaps.
  • Yes.

5.  Do you think Scottish Independence would be good for Britain as a whole?

  • No.
  • Don't know.
  • Don't care.
  • Perhaps
  • Yes.

6.  Do you believe in the good of cutting off your English nose to spite your Scottish face?

  • Yes.
  • No.

AND NOW, FOR THE FINAL KILLER QUESTION:

ESSAY QUESTION

Explain, in your own words, why you think Scottish Independence would be good for BRITAIN AS A WHOLE.

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