Proposed Questions for the Scottish Referendum

1.  Do you believe Scottish Independence would be good for Scotland or are you just doing it because you HATE the English?

• I really believe an Independent Scotland governed by Alex Salmond and his bunch of Europhiliac Lefties would be good for Scotland because I am stupid.
• I just hate the English so much words fail me - GRRRRR! 

2.  Just how much exactly do you HATE the English?

• Words fail me in expressing how much I hate the English.
• Very much
• Och, I despise the Sassenachs, and so did all my ancestors!
• I find them rather tiresome when they whinge about how much the Scots hate them.
• I don't really hate them at all but just like kicking them in the goolies, kicking them in the head and spitting in their faces whenever I get the chance.

3.  Do you think Scottish Independence would be good for England?

• No, but that's why I want  it.
• Don't know.
• Don't care.
• Perhaps.
• Yes.

4.  Do you think Scottish Independence would be good for Wales?

• No.
• Don't know.
• Don't care.
• Perhaps.
• Yes.

5.  Do you think Scottish Independence would be good for Britain as a whole?

• No.
• Don't know.
• Don't care.
• Perhaps
• Yes.

6.  Do you believe in the good of cutting off your English nose to spite your Scottish face?

• Yes.
• No.

AND NOW, FOR THE FINAL KILLER QUESTION:

ESSAY QUESTION

Explain, in your own words, why you think Scottish Independence would be good for BRITAIN AS A WHOLE.