Conservatism Necessary, Nasty and Muslim

Conservatives, as we all know, are the hatchet men of soft fluffy pink liberal fantasies. We are the people who say things like "Santa Claus does not exist", "single mummery is bad for society", "free love is like jumping off the cliff of civilisation" and upset people. That is why we are known as the Nasty People.

But children need to know that Santa Claus does not exist, or they will be laughed off the international stage when their money runs out after they have thrown it away on propping up the unproductive at the expense of the productive, heaping up their funeral pyre with their best possessions and then going up to sit on it, inviting others to light their fire.

Conservatives are the people, or ought to be the people, who tell it like it is, and are supposed to know why one must be cruel to be kind.

So badly have the Conservatives betrayed their own principles that true Conservatism - not Cameron's Compassionate and Progressive varieties - are now represented by the Muslims, who question feminism, denounce female promiscuity, family breakdown and divorce, and tell the political classes that the threat of Islamist terrorism is entirely due to decades of British and American foreign policy.

The Credit Crunch was due to complacency, excessive risk-taking and irresponsible borrowing and lending. Call it usury if you must.

The truth is so ugly that we turn away from it, in the same way that we keep silent about our most embarrassing mistakes, and even consciously repress bad memories, and then forget the lessons they could have taught us.

Only truth can set us free now, but we are no longer able to face the truth.