What the BNP must do if they want to get into Parliament

"All" they have to do is

1. attract the ethnic vote
   
2. promote bourgeois family values
3. challenge feminism
4. condemn female promiscuity
5. promise lower taxes and lighter regulation
6. promise a return to selective education
7. promise a referendum on the EU to stop uncontrolled immigration
   
8. promise the return of capital and corporal punishment
9. promise the end of no-fault divorce
10. promise the immediate withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan
11. do a deal with the Muslims
12. never mention voluntary repatriation again
13. never mention miscegenation again
14. promise government by referenda
    

Er, that's it.