Laugh, cough and sneeze at the coronavirus scare!

I think we should just laugh at the devil and go out and try to catch the Coronavirus to celebrate Western nations all closing their borders in this fake panic about the Coronavirus started by the Chinese - who are a nation of one-child parents.

Pubs should have Coronavirus Night for half price drinks all night.

Restaurants should have Coronavirus set lunches and dinners.

Shops should have Coronavirus Sales.