I see that Mr and Mrs Boris Johnson are about to be divorced. I am happy to stand in as his new wife to make sure Brexit stays on course and give him the steadying hand he so clearly needs. It will have to be one of those open marriages, of course. I think it could work because I have always fancied myself as a political wife. If the future Prime Minister of Britain accepts my offer, I would be the third Mrs Johnson and wouldn't my friends, family, political associates and Facebook friends be proud of me!
Listening to my YouTube videos will give him an idea of personality and I welcome the opportunity of explaining those "German" photos of myself to the media and British people once and for all.
In the video below, I discuss my possible life as the wife of a future British Prime Minister. If Steve Bannon approves the match, then I believe it could work.
He won't need to waste time with the niceties of dating with me since I am happy to visit him at his home where we can discuss politics and his future career over a delivered meal of his choice. If I miss the last train home, I shall expect to be accommodated in the spare room which I intend to occupy for the rest of our married life.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/sep/07/boris-johnson-and-marina-wheeler-announce-divorce
If you think Boris needs my steadying hand on his tiller, would you be so kind as to superimpose me next to him, please? It may help reinforce the idea that he and I are meant to be!
Thank you, person who helpfully did exactly this, who may wish to remain anonymous!
I wonder if Steve Bannon would approve of the match. The best thing to do is to let Jan Halper Hayes (@Biz_Shrink on Twitter) know of this proposed match so she can pass the message to him. Since I am now suspended from Twitter, I would be grateful for the help of readers of this blog in arranging the match.
If Steve Bannon is considering making me an offer too, he should not be shy.
Listening to my YouTube videos will give him an idea of personality and I welcome the opportunity of explaining those "German" photos of myself to the media and British people once and for all.
In the video below, I discuss my possible life as the wife of a future British Prime Minister. If Steve Bannon approves the match, then I believe it could work.
He won't need to waste time with the niceties of dating with me since I am happy to visit him at his home where we can discuss politics and his future career over a delivered meal of his choice. If I miss the last train home, I shall expect to be accommodated in the spare room which I intend to occupy for the rest of our married life.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/sep/07/boris-johnson-and-marina-wheeler-announce-divorce
If you think Boris needs my steadying hand on his tiller, would you be so kind as to superimpose me next to him, please? It may help reinforce the idea that he and I are meant to be!
Thank you, person who helpfully did exactly this, who may wish to remain anonymous!
I wonder if Steve Bannon would approve of the match. The best thing to do is to let Jan Halper Hayes (@Biz_Shrink on Twitter) know of this proposed match so she can pass the message to him. Since I am now suspended from Twitter, I would be grateful for the help of readers of this blog in arranging the match.
If Steve Bannon is considering making me an offer too, he should not be shy.

