Would anyone like to nominate me for the New Year's Honours List?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/pm/2010/11/the_ipm_new_years_honour.shtml


Possible reasons for you to nominate me:

1. best Facebook entertainer around 
2. thought-provoking 
3. speaking the truth without fear or favour 
4. standing up for people who are badly treated, eg taxpayers, BNP, UKIP, Muslims, even extremely unpopular people such as MPs in the name of free speech 
5. my creative, practical and effective solutions to national as well as international problems 
6. my knowledge of theology, philosophy, politics 
7. my ambition to create a new state religion for the British that will have something for everyone even the pagans and atheist
8. my slogan "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Eine Partei"  
9. my coining of the phrase that Cameron is a "cunt of convictionless Conservatism"  
10. my idea of legalising brothel-keeping and having superbrothels such as Pascha 
11. my potential to be winner of the Nobel Peace Prize and bring about world peace 
12. my wonderful ideas to bring about global environmental sustainability
13. my ability to get to the heart of the matter of the problem with democracy.