| http://www.qype.co.uk/place/671141-The-Thompsons-Arms-Manchester#reviews Jeffrey looking gay. |
| Me trying to look seductive to lesbians. |
| David Jones, candidate for Borough Councillor at The White Hart in Todmorden |
| The most fashionable coffee bar in Tod, but the manager wouldn't give Jeffrey a second cup so we could share his caffetiere which contained 3 cups |
| David Jones with Grant - a Native American |
| David Jones trying hard not to blink and me looking in a different direction, under instructions of the photographer |
| Grant the Native American in his stetson, looking wise |
| Jeffrey Marshall leafleting with David Jones |
| A shire pony that looked like a brown bear in the distance |
| A pretty rural scene |
| Black and White together |
| Jeffrey looking as if he had been teleported straight from London into an uphill country lane |
| Jeffrey in the distance reminding me of Mary Poppins |
| The pair of trees reminded me of a long married couple |
| Jeffrey by a babbling brook |
| David, Angus and Jeffrey |
| Angus being powerful and affectionate with Jeffrey |
| My attempt to detoxify Nazi imagery. The war ended 67 years ago. Can we get over it, please? Jewish people are not the only people in the world who have been expelled and massacred by horrible people who don't like them. I know they want special status because they are the people who created God, but enough already, OK? I am at heart a Jew but in practice a Muslim, even though I am in fact an atheist who thinks Agnosticism is the only intellectually respectable stance to take. NB: GUNS HAVE BEEN INSPECTED, GIVEN THE ALL-CLEAR AND RETURNED BY THE POLICE. You, too, can get yourself a Happy Hitler T-shirt at http://www.sumosam.com/products/Happy-Hitler-t-shirt.html |
| Me posing with gun. Green sticker means it has been inspected by the police and returned. |
| Me not quite managing to look like Diana Rigg in The Avengers with a supporter of Satan's Slaves. |
| Me in front of Green Nazi Farmer flag with a portrait of the Fuhrer with a long-suffering expression |
| Jeffrey reading David's A3 leaflet |
| A fireside photo of Jeffrey and me |
| David and me |
| Me not quite managing to lift 35 kg |
| David Jones looking like a benign Nordic deity. |
| The fridge of David Jones. Why is it OK if it says BLACK power but not WHITE power? I think that is a bit racist, to be honest. |
| David Jones explaining what the coppers did to him. |
| David and a friendly local |
| The Inedible Incredibles have take over the police station! Dave's contempt for http://www.incredible-edible-todmorden.co.uk/ makes it more likely that these people have more to fear from him than Muslims. Farmers hate the organic movement, apparently. I hate the people who have turned paying over the odds for food to make you morally superior to people who cannot afford to do so a status symbol. |
| David Jones leafleting |
| David Jones very sportingly posing for this shot |
| David Jones trying to look demented and me forgetting to look demented as the photographer instructed us to. |
| Leafleting |
| David and Jeffrey in front of the war memorial |
| The Lucky Dog |
| Tis shame it ain't a pie and barber shop. |
| Me in front of the statue of an Utopian Socialist in Manchester. |
| Yep, that's me all right. |