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Showing posts with label sewage workers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sewage workers. Show all posts

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

My main occupation

I see myself in the gutter splashing its contents at passersby in order to draw their attention to the fact that our sewage disposal services are no longer working.

Monday, 22 February 2010

A few excremental analogies

A revolution is analogous to a national act of defecation. It won't be pretty, with the world looking on.

Politicians should be a like sewage workers and dustmen, who clear away excremental accumulations and toxic ideologies.

They get no thanks when they are doing their job properly, but we soon notice when they don't.

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Politicians, Dustmen, Sewage Workers and Hamlet Explained

Being a politician is a bit like being a dustman or a sewage worker. Someone's got to do it, but you rather despise a person for doing it. A revolution is a bit like a nation having a crap or a spew after a bout of food poisoning and heavy drinking, and it is always politicians who started it and have to clear up afterwards. Politics is therefore a vocation. You do it because you can't help going on and on about those bees in your bonnet. There are many far easier ways of earning money and respect.

The reason why politics is so crap in this country is because you now have a new breed of the cowardly and contemptible who don't like to do the dirty work that comes with being in politics, such as seeking the ugly truth and telling the ugly truth and a dodging the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune when those who don't like the ugly truth want to shoot the messenger who told them the ugly truth.

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