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Sunday 18 November 2018

I suggest to Hizb ut-Tahrir how they might go about finding a Caliph to govern us all


1:17:00  A Caliph for a Caliphate


If you want a Caliph, why don't you organise a Caliphate Contest so anyone who wants to become the Caliph can throw his hat into the ring? Then every Sunday you could talk about the leadership qualities needed for a Caliph and think of ways of testing his suitability as a Caliphatic candidate. I have in mind Candid Caliphatic Camera situations where the candidates' Islamic principles will be tested after all sorts of temptations are put in their way. You could film it and then show it to us here. It will be fun!


Dr Abdul Wahid went to the same school as Clive of India!

I am sure that very nice Dr Abdul Wahid as Caliph would be very reassuring indeed to British men, women and children alike.



That nice Dr Abdul Wahid explains how the Caliphate would work under a rightly-guided alpha male leader. 

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