I suggest to Hizb ut-Tahrir how they might go about finding a Caliph to govern us all

1:17:00  A Caliph for a Caliphate

If you want a Caliph, why don't you organise a Caliphate Contest so anyone who wants to become the Caliph can throw his hat into the ring? Then every Sunday you could talk about the leadership qualities needed for a Caliph and think of ways of testing his suitability as a Caliphatic candidate. I have in mind Candid Caliphatic Camera situations where the candidates' Islamic principles will be tested after all sorts of temptations are put in their way. You could film it and then show it to us here. It will be fun!

Dr Abdul Wahid went to the same school as Clive of India!

I am sure that very nice Dr Abdul Wahid as Caliph would be very reassuring indeed to British men, women and children alike.

That nice Dr Abdul Wahid explains how the Caliphate would work under a rightly-guided alpha male leader. 

The most natural form of government is a leader who is an alpha male

http://5pillarsuk.com/2015/03/05/92-years-without-the-caliphate-history-reality-and-the-future/

A Caliph is a constitutional dictator, is he not?

A constitutional dictator would be less oppressive and more principled than an unconstitutional autocrat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_dictator

The Greeks also had constitutional dictators, called Archons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archon

A dictator is not necessarily a monarch, although a dictatorship could easily turn into a monarchy or even a dynasty.

An example of a constitutional dictatorship would be a dictatorship limited in time eg a term of office or a dictatorship that promises not to violate certain eg Koranic principles.

Surely most people would rather live under a benign dictatorship than a malign and demented matriarchy?

An example of dementia:

1) Childless old crone of a German woman saying to migrants "Come to Germany" without consulting her colleagues and then changing her mind soon afterwards, like a capricious woman who doesn't know her own mind

2) Stupid German woman's male colleagues not daring to criticise or get rid of her (because of their crisis of masculinity)

Why it is pointless for the British government to say Muslims should be more like the Ahmadiyyas

My interview with @bbcwm regarding 33,000 Pledging Allegiance to Caliphate in UK: http://t.co/tK2UaG2WK6 #JalsaUK
— Zain A. Daniyal (@ZainullAbiddinD) September 6, 2014

@edwest The Ahymadiyyas are considered heretics by orthodox Muslims and the pet Muslims of the British.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 18, 2014

@edwest Secular Koranism is explained at http://t.co/GaFgMz9RaU
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 18, 2014

@edwest I am afraid the Ahmadiyyas are considered the Church of England of Islam, and not in a good way.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 18, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD @edwest Ahmadiyya Muslims are Government-Approved Muslims because they have voluntarily gelded themselves.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD @edwest Ahmadiyya Muslims have obviously done a deal with the British government in British India.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD Ahmadiyya Muslims are the only Muslims allowed to have a caliph by the British in India. @edwest
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD Because Ahmadiyya Muslims are gelded that was why @edwest tweeted approvingly of these Government-Approved gelded Muslims.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD Are you saying that the government can never do anything wrong? @edwest
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD Are you saying that loyalty to nation is the same as loyalty to government? if so, how naive. @edwest
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD I m not sure if u r that naive or if u r being hypocritical or cowardly to reassure Islamophobic Catholics like @edwest
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD u shd b in no doubt about how Catholics hate/fear Muslims even as they know the Pope is liberalising their Church. @edwest
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@edwest @mePadraigReidy Muslim terrorists have declared war on the West and all their running dogs, in case you hadn't noticed.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@mePadraigReidy @edwest Ahmadiyya Muslims did a deal with the British India and are seen as the poodles of the British government.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD @edwest The British government approved of the Ahmadiyyas cos they promised not to rebel against them.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ntfem if there was a deal, the founder of Ahmadiyya wouldnt write like this @edwest http://t.co/3Q2ZSVinhh pic.twitter.com/3qAy47liY3
— Zain A. Daniyal (@ZainullAbiddinD) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD @edwest The Ahmadiyyas were created just to do a deal with the British in India. That much is OBVIOUS.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD @edwest Obviously the Ahmadiyyas did a deal with the British in order to get bigger as British Government-Approved Muslims.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD @edwest The British in India wanted compliant pretend Muslims who would fall in with whatever they had in mind.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD @edwest Ahmadiyya Muslims in Britain are just following their tradition of being British Government-Approved Muslims.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD @edwest UK government shd know Muslims are not going to be moved when it says "Why can't you be more like the Ahmadiyyas?"
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD Civilisation is founded on morality and marriage, which is reinforced by religion.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@anseribnz @ZainullAbiddinD What is an unjust war? Do you think UK foreign policy as regards Iraq/Afghanistan/Libya/Syria was just, do you?
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

1.@ntfem the #KhalifaOfIslam has instructed us not to part take in injustice, and more specifically unjust wars - @ZainullAbiddinD
— Ansar ibn Z (@anseribnz) November 19, 2014

2.@ntfem as per spirit of Quran: Enjoin in good, forbid evil @ZainullAbiddinD
— Ansar ibn Z (@anseribnz) November 19, 2014

@ntfem @ZainullAbiddinD Peace be on you. http://t.co/f8zwO2D9wY
— Ansar ibn Z (@anseribnz) November 19, 2014

@anseribnz @ZainullAbiddinD I have attended one of these in the past and I also know that most Muslims despise Ahmadiyyas.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD @anseribnz I am just pointing out that Ahmadiyya Muslims have made their Faustian pact with the British government.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD @anseribnz There is no point hating the pet of an evil master. It does not have a mind of its own.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@ZainullAbiddinD @anseribnz Ahmadiyya Muslims are the pets of the British government. A pet's life can be very comfortable.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@KershawJanine @edwest @bilalmahmooduk Ahmadiyya Muslims are British Government-Approved Muslims who have been ideologically sterilised.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@KershawJanine @edwest @bilalmahmooduk Thanks!
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@KershawJanine @edwest @bilalmahmooduk No self-respecting place of worship should admit any gay marriage supporting MP.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@KershawJanine @edwest @bilalmahmooduk MPs who voted for gay marriage are arguably conspiring to corrupt the morals of the public. @cpsuk
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@bilalmahmooduk @KershawJanine @edwest You pretend to discuss this but you have no answer to the points I made about your Faustian pact.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@bilalmahmooduk @KershawJanine @edwest Your "Caliph" is the only one addressed as "Your Holiness" by the politicians of Perfidious Albion.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@bilalmahmooduk @KershawJanine @edwest The Ahmadiyyas were formed for the express purpose of doing a deal with the British in India.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@bilalmahmooduk @KershawJanine @edwest Even now you continue your tradition of doing the bidding of the British government in Britain.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@bilalmahmooduk @KershawJanine @edwest The British government are not advancing their cause by using the Ahamdiyyas when Muslims reject them
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@bilalmahmooduk @KershawJanine @edwest Everything about Ahmadiyya ideology soothes n reassures the British but they are rejected by Muslims.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@bilalmahmooduk @KershawJanine @edwest The British government are mistaken if they think they can use the Ahmadiyyas to fight #IslamicState.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@bilalmahmooduk @KershawJanine @edwest Any cursory investigation of the Ahmadiyyas should tell the govt they have no authority over Muslims.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@bilalmahmooduk @KershawJanine @edwest Only Secular Koranism can fight feminism *and* Islamism. http://t.co/2HKPKUtA13
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014

@gazzaeuro It is a bit like telling the British establishment to be more like the BNP; they won't do it.
— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) November 19, 2014