BLUEPRINT FOR A NEW BRITAIN: How to oust Cameron and leave the EU

1. First, join the Conservative Party at http://www.conservatives.com/Get_involved/Join.aspx.  Please don't fanny about saying how much you hate them.  Politics is a dirty business and you will just have to hold your nose.   You cannot vote in the leadership contest if you are not a member for at least three months before a leadership contest.   Don't waste any time and money with UKIP.  Some of them are so stupid that they think they can be a party of government when they haven't even got a single UKIP MP!  That is how stupid they are.   
2. http://conservativehome.blogs.com/parliament/2011/10/the-79-conservative-mps-who-voted-for-a-referendum.html  If you are a constituent of any of the MPs listed here, write to them in the strongest possible terms and say you expect them to write to the Chairman of the 1922 Committee to trigger a vote of no confidence, or you will be voting for UKIP next election.  At least 46 MPs have to write to the Chairman so get writing to your MP if you are Eurosceptic and your MP is on the list.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative_Party_(UK)_leadership_election,_2005#The_current_rules
3. Vote for Eurosceptic leadership candidate who promises a referendum ASAP as leader of the Tory Party to replace Cameron.  

All who are thinking of throwing their hats as Eurosceptics in the ring for this one will be expected to choose just one leadership challenger using the rules that mirror the rules for the Papal Conclave.  This is so as to ensure that there is not an embarrassment of choices and no undue delay.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_conclave

Er, that's it.  

It really is that simple.   

Top Tory Eurosceptic MPs are:

John Baron - an army man but not a warmonger, principled and groomed for the job, he would be the *perfect* Conservative Prime Minister

Peter Bone - naughty but nice.  A Chartered Accountant as Chancellor of the Exchequer sounds better than leaving it in the hands of a history graduate, however well born.

Edward Leigh - experienced and consistent, Thatcherite, socially conservative and most importantly, pro-clause 28 and anti-gay marriage.  I fancy him in a pointy hat as Archbishop of Canterbury.  Farewell Welby and goodbye female vicars and female bishops! Girlies cannot be priests or the sky will fall in, as it clearly has. 

Mark Reckless - tall, dark and legally-trained.  Could he be Lord Chancellor?

Philip Davies - impish.  Out with the glum and prissy Vince Cable as Business Secretary and in with Our Phil who understands all about business as he has trained at ASDA!

Steve Baker - flying high , perhaps as Education Secretary?

Nick de Bois - a whiz at social networking during the 2011 riots.  Home Secretary, I think.

Penny Mordaunt - PHWOAR!!  Top Tory Totty!  I would make her Health Secretary, with  her interest in hospitals and orphanages.

Chris Heaton-Harris - dark, dashing, devious and climate-change denying, I would make him Energy Secretary.

1. John Baron  
2. Peter Bone  
3. Edward Leigh  
4. Mark Reckless  
5. Philip Davies   
6. Steve Baker   
7. Nick de Bois   
8. Penny Mordaunt  
9. Chris Heaton-Harris  

After the Tories dump Cameron, it is hoped they will dump the Mansion-taxing Europhiliac Manginas and have a coalition with the Labour Party instead.

If we are to be governed by a corrupt cartel, let it be an experienced corrupt cartel.  

This will of course steady the markets nicely.  

The Labour Party will also need a leadership election of their own.   

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/25/mp-voted-for-eu-referendum has a list of Eurosceptic Labour MPs.

1. Ronnie Campbell (Blyth Valley)
2. Rosie Cooper (Lancashire West)
3. Jeremy Corbyn (Islington North)
4. Jon Cruddas (Dagenham & Rainham)
5. John Cryer (Leyton & Wanstead)
6. Ian Davidson (Glasgow South West)
7. Natascha Engel (Derbyshire North East)
8. Frank Field (Birkenhead)
9. Roger Godsiff (Birmingham Hall Green)
10. Kate Hoey (Vauxhall)
11. Kelvin Hopkins (Luton North)
12. Steve McCabe (Birmingham Selly Oak)
13. John McDonnell (Hayes & Harlington)
14. Austin Mitchell (Great Grimsby)
15. Dennis Skinner (Bolsover)
16. Andrew Smith (Oxford East)
17. Graham Stringer (Blackley & Broughton)
18. Gisela Stuart (Birmingham Edgbaston)
19. Mike Wood (Batley & Spen)

It has got to be Frank Field as leader of the Labour Party, hasn't it?

Think of how much that would steady the markets, folks!

The British will then have a National Government.  

I will then be able to tell my mates in the BNP that I have managed to swing for them a British National Government after all, and they will be so pleased with me!   

Decent MPs in no particular order who have a mind and IDEAS of their own unlike the useless lobby fodder

• Nadine Dorries  (I would make her Minister for Women)
• John Baron (I would make him Foreign Secretary)
• Frank Field (I would make him Minister for Labour)
• Peter Bone (My one-party state would implement exactly his House of Commons Disqualification Bill explained at  http://conservativehome.blogs.com/parliament/2010/10/peter-bone-seeks-to-abolish-the-flatterers-cajolers-and-sometime-bullies-that-are-the-party-whips.html and give MPs more rights than any other political party in existence.)

I shall be adding to this list as and when.   

Tom Harris needs to be a little more courageous.

David Davis of Howden & Haltemprice needs to renounce and apologise for his support for the war and he will be OK with the voter.

Diane Abbott is one funny lady and it is a pity she is not leader so we can all have a good laugh from time to time.  This woman can be quite witty sometimes and it would have been great fun to watch her annoy everybody on her own side and everyone else.

Cameron is clearly not having a good time and he is just beginning to find out how much he is hated.   I am willing to take take the place of Steve Hilton if he is feeling a little beleaguered and wondering what to do next.   I would only tell him to stand aside for John Baron anyway.

"Support our troops" = send more of them to die for Blair, Brown, Cameron, Clegg, Bush, Obama, Israel and the whole Neo-Conning shebang ...

http://news.yahoo.com/six-uk-soldiers-believed-dead-afghan-explosion-090931109.html


What do these people who "support our troops" mean? Send more of them to die?

If they wanted to discourage them they should join Anjem Choudary in his demonstrations when he tells British soldiers that their efforts are not appreciated and that they are dying only to incur the hatred of Muslims and right-thinking members of the international community.

That would make more sense than waiting for them to die in Afghanistan so they can show their "support" by turning up in morbid mawkish crowds so they can start crying and having hysterics when coffins are driven past Wootton Bassett - a truly DISGUSTING practice the photographs of which can be seen at

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1248845/Wootton-Bassett-unites-grief-soldiers-bodies-return.html

Talk about giving succour to the enemy, eh?   A bunch of British pussies having a good cry, like the bunch of women they now are, and enjoying the experience.

This is what you are dying for, you bunch of fucking SUCKERS.

If they were half the men they ought to be they would MUTINY.   Too bad I ain't in Helmand myself., or the British public would be treated to a different kind of a story and be preparing for a military coup, as I bring the boys back to sort out a few things back home so I can give Westminster a bit of a spring clean ....

Would it really be treasonous to storm Parliament during PMQ and take out the whole lot of them if you were leading a military coup?

It you called elections immediately afterwards, we would still be a democracy, wouldn't we?

Is it treason to rescue the Monarch from elected politicians who are misgoverning Her country, and actively colluding in the deaths of Her subjects for WHAT?  The Neo-Conning political clases can NEVER explain this adequately or coherently.

The honourable hard-working ones - John Baron MP, Peter Bone and Frank Field come to mind - will be warned to stay away from PMQ on the day.

As for the BBC lot, the ones who don't feel they can work with the new regime would leave the building before the military dictator drops in on them after his spring clean of the Commons.

The post Cameron Commons would operate as if Peter Bone MP's House of Commons Disqualification Bill were in force.

http://conservativehome.blogs.com/parliament/2010/10/peter-bone-seeks-to-abolish-the-flatterers-cajolers-and-sometime-bullies-that-are-the-party-whips.htm

It is such a cheering scenario: the corpses of Cameron, May, Hague, Clegg, Maude being dragged out of the Commons in a trail of blood by the soldiers who would otherwise have been blown up in Afghanistan ....

I really hope that some enterprising Lieutenant Colonel will give this idea his serious consideration.