Does this story mean that the Conservative Party is ready to have me back?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1318439/Jeremy-Hunt-Dont-expect-pay-benefits-unlimited-babies.html

Has Cameron replaced Steve Hilton, the ex-Tory Party "guru"?   That man can barely string a coherent sentence together in his tweets, while no one can fail to grasp my clear and consistent message, and be thrilled at my policies, so bold and so radical with something in it for EVERYONE - for both the political classes and its victims ....

If Cameron gets rid of Tim Montgomerie who hates me because I hate his dirty rotten socialism and pinko gay marrying communism then I could be well on my way to being the next Tory guru.  

Decent MPs in no particular order who have a mind and IDEAS of their own unlike the useless lobby fodder

• Nadine Dorries  (I would make her Minister for Women)
• John Baron (I would make him Foreign Secretary)
• Frank Field (I would make him Minister for Labour)
• Peter Bone (My one-party state would implement exactly his House of Commons Disqualification Bill explained at  http://conservativehome.blogs.com/parliament/2010/10/peter-bone-seeks-to-abolish-the-flatterers-cajolers-and-sometime-bullies-that-are-the-party-whips.html and give MPs more rights than any other political party in existence.)

I shall be adding to this list as and when.   

Tom Harris needs to be a little more courageous.

David Davis of Howden & Haltemprice needs to renounce and apologise for his support for the war and he will be OK with the voter.

Diane Abbott is one funny lady and it is a pity she is not leader so we can all have a good laugh from time to time.  This woman can be quite witty sometimes and it would have been great fun to watch her annoy everybody on her own side and everyone else.

Cameron is clearly not having a good time and he is just beginning to find out how much he is hated.   I am willing to take take the place of Steve Hilton if he is feeling a little beleaguered and wondering what to do next.   I would only tell him to stand aside for John Baron anyway.