Will Jews bring about world peace by declaring Donald Trump to be their Messiah?

"A common modern rabbinic interpretation is that there is a potential messiah in every generation."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messiah#Judaism

Watching https://t.co/bcYkpTAkST made me long for @realDonaldTrump to be the Messiah. Is this possible, @RabbiZvi?

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 21, 2017

Wouldn't it be lovely if @realDonaldTrump really was the Messiah? I DEPLORE the way so many Jews don't believe their Messiah will ever come. https://t.co/tvYqWrEQfF

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 21, 2017

When you think about it, @realDonaldTrump is one in a billion, and he is undeniably messianic. So why can't he be the messiah, @RabbiZvi?

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 21, 2017

Jews who don't believe their messiah will come are like people who say they are Christians but don't believe in the Trinity. https://t.co/Zi38yR6XwJ

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 21, 2017

What is the highest rabbinical authority to consult on whether @realDonaldTrump could be the Messiah, @rabbisacks and @chiefrabbi?

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 21, 2017

I think once MSM announce that @realDonaldTrump is the Messiah, we will have peace in the Middle East and world peace. Worth a try, surely? https://t.co/OhPW37FoXM

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 21, 2017

I predict these Conservative Jews will not be open to the idea of hailing @realDonaldTrump as their Messiah. Who shall I try next? https://t.co/UcdXRs4MqL

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 21, 2017

The best thing Jews can contribute to world peace is to acknowledge @reaDonaldTrump as their Messiah. How about it, @UnitedSynagogue?

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 22, 2017

The best thing Jews can contribute to world peace is to acknowledge @reaDonaldTrump as their Messiah. How about it, @UOSofSA?

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 22, 2017

The reason why @realDonaldTrump doesn't have to be Jewish to be the Messiah is because Balaam was a Jewish prophet without being Jewish.

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 22, 2017

The moment Jews declare @realDonaldTrump to be their Messiah, all his deep state problems would disappear in a puff of smoke.

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 22, 2017

A way of addressing rising anti-Semitism would be for Jews to declare @realDonaldTrump to be their Messiah. I really think this would work.

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 22, 2017

Think about it: if you really were the Messiah, you'd go straight to America and get into @WhiteHouse, wouldn't you? @realDonaldTrump has.

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 22, 2017

https://t.co/uuEnJ1vbNC From 15th minute: CHILLING SINISTER THREATS are being made against @realDonaldTrump by THUGGISH ex-Mossad agent.

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 22, 2017

@dunstablian Jews must do something more to address the problem of anti-Semitism other than whingeing about it, which tends to intensify it.

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 22, 2017

A way for MSM to redeem themselves is to declare @realDonaldTrump to be the Messiah after all the mean things they've been saying about him. https://t.co/eieZv4EAoA

— Claire Khaw (@ntfem) February 22, 2017

Trump at Lincoln Memorial: ‘I’m just the messenger’

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophets_and_messengers_in_Islam

http://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/33467/among-the-gentiles-why-job-and-bilaam-were-recognized-as-prophets-whereas-muham

Feminist terrorists now attack Jews in Israel. Will no one do anything to stop these Jezebels?

http://www.jewishpress.com/news/is-someone-framing-women-of-wall-with-death-threat-to-rabbis/2013/06/03/

I found it very interesting that I need be neither male nor Jewish to be acknowledged as the prophet of the Jews since Jews have in the past acknowledged as their prophet a non-Jew. They have yet to acknowledge a prophet that is neither a Jew nor a man, however.

I have a Rabbi who is a Facebook friend and believe it would raise his profile enormously if I turned out to be the prophet after all.

"I met the prophetess on Facebook and she is still my Facebook friend," he could say proudly to his congregation, and wouldn't they be chuffed at their Rabbi!

http://www.rhc.org.uk/rhc/Rabbi.html

Also, the British should big me up too, because there has never been a British prophet of God, has there?

I prophesy that if Israelis were forced to choose a theocracy of some sort, they would end up choosing an Islamic one. Once that happens, we will have peace in the Middle East and, by extension, world peace.

Is this advice to the Chosen People not worthy of a prophetess?

Is not telling the Chosen People about the evils of feminism but a warning and a reminder of what they should already know?

The Israelis will never have the peaceful enjoyment of Israel until and unless God ceases to be angry with them.

God is not just the God of the Jews but also the God of the Christians and the Muslims, because there is only one God (if you believe in that sort of thing).

The Jews continue to be naughty people and God is still angry with them, and that is why God has not chosen to give the Chosen People the peaceful enjoyment of Israel that they so crave.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophet#Judaism

Prophets in Judaism are not always Jews. The story of Balaam in Numbers 22,describes a non-Jewish prophet who honors God and refuses to curse Israel and who is generally presented favorably.

According to the Talmud there were also seven women who are counted as prophets whose message bears relevance for all generations: Sarah, Miriam, Devorah, Hannah (mother of the prophet Samuel), Abigail (a wife of King David), Huldah (from the time of Jeremiah), and Esther.  Rashi points out that Rebecca, Rachel and Leah were also prophets.

So, in theory, I could be prophetess or the Messianess of the Jews.

I remember the Rabbi telling me that the Messiah would have a July or August birthday.

And also descended from King David.

It is not impossible that I could be descended from King David, since he had a big harem and many wives.

http://ancienthistory.about.com/od/biblepeople/a/020811-CW-King-Davids-Wives.htm

While I cannot prove that I am a descendant of King David, they cannot prove that I am not, and they really ought to give me the benefit of the doubt when so much is at stake.

I know they have already denied the prophethood of Christ and Muhammad but I am sure God (if He exists) is patient and will give them THREE chances. I am their third and final chance.

If the Israelis had to choose a theocracy, they would rather choose a theocracy that does not stone to death adulterers, wouldn't they?

I know Jews are very sensible people really, deep down.

The Old Testament makes all sorts of things capital crimes, but the punishments in the Koran are quite mild in comparison.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoning#In_Judaism

I am thinking of going to Limmud this year, to meet the Chosen People.

http://www.limmud.org/conference/

Claire Khaw - a Chinese prophet for the British in the Greek and Jewish sense

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophet

"The English word prophet comes from the Greek word προφήτης (profétés) meaning advocate."

This is indeed what I am doing for I advocate:

• the stigmatisation of SSMs https://www.facebook.com/pages/Are-Slut-Single-Mothers-a-burden-on-the-state/220271251432495?fref=ts for being the sex criminals they are 
• the formal prohibition of extramarital sex in all its forms, the repeal of the Civil Partnership Act 2005 and the cancellation of all plans to legalise, ugh, "Gay Marriage"
• introducing corporal punishment for all who have clearly committed fornication and adultery, and what could be clearer that you are guilty of this sex crime if you have ILLEGITIMATE offspring?
• acknowledging that widespread illegitimacy causes national degeneracy
• acknowledging that feminism has caused immigration because feminism has made most of the indigenous population no longer fit for purpose

amongst other things, without fear or favour.  

What is there not to like about any of the above if you are a sincere adherent of any of the Abrahamic faiths?

Therefore Jews, Christians and Muslims should rise as one to support me so we can win the fight against liberal feminist gay-righty degeneracy that is now infecting the entire Western world.

Jews already acknowledge the existence of female prophets.

According to the Talmud there were also seven women who are counted as prophets whose message bears relevance for all generations: Sarah, Miriam, Devorah, Hannah (mother of the prophet Samuel), Abigail (a wife of King David), Huldah (from the time of Jeremiah), and Esther.  Rashi points out that Rebecca, Rachel and Leah were also prophets.

There is no requirement for me to be Jewish either to be the Messiah.

Prophets in Judaism are not always Jews.

Before anyone accuses me of having a messiah complex http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messiah_complex, let me say this:

If the Jews wish to make me their Messiah, it is the easiest thing in the world to do ONCE ENOUGH OF THEM HAVE DECIDED TO DO IT.

Apparently, to be the Messiah, I have to be a descendant of King David and have a July or August birthday.

1. Can anyone prove that I am *not* a descendant of King David? (It was Rabbi Zvi Solomons of Reading who pointed out to me the existence of Chinese Jews at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaifeng_Jews.)

2. Does anyone now have access to the DNA of King David?

3. King David had about 1000 wives and concubines and it is perfectly possible that one of the women he impregnated was an ancestor of mine.

It would be a lovely if the Jews of Britain decided that I was their Messiah. It would make them feel terribly important, would it not?

It would make them feel more important than the Jews of France or Ireland or even the Jews of Israel!

And how my Jewish friends would love and laud me! It is a DELICIOUS idea!

http://thevoiceofreason-ann.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/my-messianic-plan-for-self-enrichment.html

My Messianic Plan for Self-Enrichment, Self-Aggrandisement and, last but not least, World Peace

How wonderful to just wake up one morning and CONCEIVE of my Messianic Programme for World Peace.

First, I will persuade the Rabbi of Reading at http://www.rhc.org.uk/rhc/Rabbi.html to sponsor my conversion to Judaism and arrange for me to stay at a home of a nice Jewish couple in Golder's Green who will teach me how to cook and do things like a good Jewess.

Once I have done so I will go to Israel as Messiah of the Jews. I will then go to explain the benefits of Secular Koranism to the Knesset and the Rabbis of Israel.

Then, I will convert to Christianity, visit all the famous churches of Jerusalem, and then convert to Islam the next week, UNITING ALL THE ABRAHAMIC FAITHS in me!

I will be promoting my own race, the British peoples who will then be proud to be associated with me, the Chosen Peeps of whom I will soon be one and all the other Peeps of the Book mentioned in the Koran.

I have to UNITE all the Abrahamic faiths in me for World Peace and cannot be seen to favour any one faith. In me, shall reside the Holy Trinity of the Jewish faith, the Christian faith and the Muslim faith.

And then, and then, and then, after I have finished converting from one Abrahamic faith to another at the rate of knots, a week later I am seen to be enjoying roast suckling pig at a high party official wedding in China ...

Yes, that should sort it, I think.

Is this idea not THRILLING? Would you not like to help me in this and give me money to do this or prepare yourself to be make a drama-documentary of how the Messiah of the Jews came to be the Messiah of the Jews?

Of course you would!

http://www.truthnet.org/TheMessiah/4_Messiah_of_Judaism/

"Hmmmm.  Could he be Claire Khaw?"