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Showing posts with label masturbation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label masturbation. Show all posts

Saturday, 23 April 2011

Conclusive sign that Western leaders don't know what they are doing

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/world/2011-04/23/c_13841994.htm

When France and Britain decided to bomb Libya, did they really not see that a flood of refugees from Africa to Europe would be inevitable, strengthening the support for nationalist and anti-immigrant parties?

If they did not, they must have been warned, one would have thought.

If they had been warned, why did they not listen?

Is it cos they have shit for brains because they are the political establishment in a demented matriarchy and have a compulsion to keep doing mad and silly things?

Bombing Libya is not really a foreign policy objective, it is just a manifestation of a compulsion to intervene, just like one may have a compulsion to masturbate, shop, drink, take drugs or gamble.

I certainly saw it coming and offer my services to this benighted country to be Dictator of Britain so that it may once again have a rational domestic and foreign policy.

Other candidates should also offer themselves too, of course, and we could be elected by SMS and AV.



Monday, 13 July 2009

Steve Slack, Master Masturbator

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/5806691/NHS-tells-school-children-of-their-right-to-an-orgasm-a-day.html

"NHS tells school children of their 'right' to 'an orgasm a day'NHS guidance is advising school pupils that they have a "right" to an enjoyable sex life and that regular sex can be good for their cardiovascular health."

They will be teaching children how to masturbate next.

Is this country being engulfed in an unceasing effluent of insanity?

How much is Steve Slack, the director of the Centre for HIV and Sexual Health at NHS Sheffield, being paid to come up with this quasi-paedophiliac idea, if it is the case that he himself proposes to show them how to masturbate?

Perhaps we should all collectively masturbate to relieve our feelings of outrage while we watch Steve Slack being tarred and feathered on national TV.

If only such a show could be organised. Of Slack being tarred and feathered, I mean.

God behaving badly

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