The "Special" Relationship: British Poodles with Shit For Brains

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/dec/03/wikileaks-cables-us-special-relationship

A man gets quickly bored with a woman who will let him fuck her up the ass and turn her over whenever he asks her, anytime, anyplace, anywhere ...

So don't give him a blow job on the first date, or have car sex with him before he even bought you dinner.  

Definitely don't have sex with strangers in toilets and in alleyways.  I know most women in other countries don't, but this is Britain, after all, so I have to state the obvious. 


He will take her for granted, treat her with contempt, neglect her and eventually abandon her.

But what did they mean by "corrosive"?

"This period of excessive UK speculation about the relationship is more paranoid than usual … This over-reading would often be humorous, if it were not so corrosive."

"America - Israel's Bitch Since 1948"

That about sums up its foreign policy.

Why does Britain have a foreign policy of being the bitch of a bitch though? Is it in the British national interest to have a foreign policy of being the Special Poodle of a rogue state so universally despised and on its way down the plughole or up its own arsehole? 

Surely the British should cease assuming its lick spittle stance and cease licking Uncle Sam's boot that is so often kicking its sorry ass?

You would have thought that the latest American kicking of British teeth in the light of the British Petroleum fiasco would make the penny drop in even amongst dimmest Briton, or foreign policy adviser, but not a bit of it. 

A Pekingese would be better-treated.  Indeed, Pekingeses are very intelligent little lapdogs. 

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+america-is-israel%27s-bitch+journals

Time for a stable rational one-party state where the elite rule and the people feel well-governed?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/5864406/Lord-Digby-Jones-ministers-like-Jacqui-Smith-are-not-fit-to-govern.html

Methinks Lord Digby is suggesting something along the lines of the Chinese Communist Party.

And why not?

America is going down the plughole so it will no longer be the world's most powerful nation. Indeed, it will be the world's most reviled if it carries on in Iraq and Afghanistan, which it probably will because Americans are now even more stupid than they were.

There is no need for Britain to be stupid too, though.

If Britain wants a Special Relationship with the World's Most Powerful Nation, it had better raise its sights from America to China.

If it can be America's Poodle, there is no reason why it cannot be China's Pekingese. They are after all both lapdogs.

Learning Chinese would be A Good Thing for the Dumbed-Down British.

Out will go all these decades of toxic Progressive ideology, back will come traditional ideas of rote learning to instill discipline in the increasingly enfeebled, demented, feminised, neurotic, retarded, alcoholic, obese, impoverished and illegitimate British.

They will then realise that there is no such thing as dyslexia, only not very bright children, over-protective and indulgent parents and ineffective teaching methods that are so child-centred it will not tell a child off when it has done something wrong or spelt or written a word incorrectly. Or tell a child to write a word 20 times until it can write it correctly.

In the end, it is only continuing in its long ignoble tradition of wanting to punch above its weight, only to get knocked out, of course.