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Showing posts with label Special Relationship. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Special Relationship. Show all posts

Thursday, 6 June 2013

Why I would be pleased to see the statue of Churchill in Parliament Square pulled down

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/jun/04/boris-johnson-book-winston-churchill

London Mayor Boris Johnson, who said that the Woolwich atrocity is nothing to do with either Islam or UK foreign policy and who is apparently believed by the gullible, those in denial and the cowardly, is now writing a book in praise of Churchill.

Here are some questions for Boris and his fellow Churchill-lovers.


  1. Why did Britain enter WW1?
  2. Was Belgian neutrality worth the sacrifice of so many British lives?
  3. What document provided for Belgian neutrality?
  4. Are you aware of the contents of the Treaty of London 1839?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_London_(1839)
  5. Can you discern from its contents what it was that was so important about Belgian neutrality to Britain that made its leaders sacrifice so much over it to so little effect?
  6. Were you aware that the German Ambassador in London was aghast at the British for going to war over what they called "a scrap of paper"? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_London_(1839)#.22Scrap_of_paper.22
  7. Are you aware that the British went to war in 1914 over a document signed 78 years before that?
  8. Was Britain the most militaristic nation in Europe?  (A militaristic nation goes to war at the drop of a hat and over scraps of paper.  It is understandable that Germany would go to the aid of Austria if it was being threatened by Russia, if it had recently agreed to do so.  It is understandable that the Russians who are Slavs would go to the aid of the Serbs who are also Slavs if they were being threatened by their Austrian overlords, but what the fuck had Belgian neutrality to do with the British??)
  9. Could it be said that British foreign policy at the time before WW1 and WW2 consisted of being nasty to the Germans for the sake of being nasty to the Germans?
  10. Could it be said that the British policy of being nasty to the Germans for the sake of being nasty to the Germans ended up in the disintegration of the British empire?
  11. Why couldn't Germany have Poland when Britain had its world empire since Germany had completely missed out in the scramble for Africa?
  12. Did you know that Poland had a Saxon ie German king as recently as the 1600s?
  13. Did you know that Germany regarded Poland as its backyard in the same way that Britain regards Ireland as its backyard?
  14. Could it be said that WW2 was a continuation of WW1?
  15. But for WW2, would Britain have lost its world empire?
  16. If WW2 was a continuation of WW1, and Britain lost its world empire as a result of WW2, could it be said that Britain lost its empire over "a scrap of paper"?
  17. Was Hitler's greatest mistake his belief that the British would be reasonable about Poland (which was outside their sphere of influence anyway) when they had already gone to war over the scrap of paper that was Belgian neutrality?
  18. How rational do you think British foreign policy is?
  19. How rational do you think British foreign policy has been in the last hundred years or so?
  20. Did you know that Hitler liked children, was an animal-lover, a vegetarian and was kind to his servants, while Churchill was a drunkard, a depressive and was rude to his servants?
  21. While Hitler was an infamous antisemite, did you know that Churchill thought "Keep England White" was a good slogan?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Later_life_of_Winston_Churchill#Return_to_power
  22. If you have gone to the trouble of acquiring an empire, shouldn't you at least try to hang on to it for as long as you can?
  23. Could it be said that Churchill gambled away the empire the British, acquired with so much blood, sweat and tears, in a roll of dice?  (What is war but a speculative gamble?)
  24. Are the British fools or knaves for overlooking the enormity of Churchill's folly?
  25. Could British foreign policy be better conducted by Claire Khaw who takes a Palmerstonian view of British interests?  (Palmerston would have taken a dim view of the Special Relationship.  "Therefore I say that it is a narrow policy to suppose that this country or that is to be marked out as the eternal ally or the perpetual enemy of England. We have no eternal allies, and we have no perpetual enemies. Our interests are eternal and perpetual, and those interests it is our duty to follow.")
  26. Is it time for the British to stop being the poodle of America and instead become the Pekingese of the Chinese, which would mean shutting up about Tibet?
  27. Do you think British MPs ever discuss foreign policy in an honest or reasoned way?
  28. Are you are of any serious and detailed discussion taking place as regards UK foreign policy?
  29. If you were a Muslim terrorist committing terrorist atrocities to make the British re-examine their foreign policy, do you think you have done enough?
  30. Do you think the Germans are on the whole quite decent forbearing people considering what they have had to put up with from Hitler and the British?
  31. While Churchill was not the one who in fact declared war on Germany, do you think he more or less bounced Chamberlain into declaring war on Germany?
  32. Do you think Churchill fancied himself as war leader?
  33. Are you aware that tinpot dictators like starting wars so that they can strut around being war leaders?  

Thursday, 16 December 2010

Saturday, 4 December 2010

The "Special" Relationship: British Poodles with Shit For Brains

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/dec/03/wikileaks-cables-us-special-relationship

A man gets quickly bored with a woman who will let him fuck her up the ass and turn her over whenever he asks her, anytime, anyplace, anywhere ...

So don't give him a blow job on the first date, or have car sex with him before he even bought you dinner.  

Definitely don't have sex with strangers in toilets and in alleyways.  I know most women in other countries don't, but this is Britain, after all, so I have to state the obvious. 


He will take her for granted, treat her with contempt, neglect her and eventually abandon her.

But what did they mean by "corrosive"?

"This period of excessive UK speculation about the relationship is more paranoid than usual … This over-reading would often be humorous, if it were not so corrosive."

Monday, 4 August 2008

10 policies for Labour to reinvogorate itself

I cannot imagine any sensible person in the Labour government wanting to lead the Labour Party to defeat in the next election. (It is a very disturbing conclusion to reach that there are no longer any sensible people left in the Labour government, apart from the principled and admirable Frank Field whom I would love to see becoming PM through Telling the Truth.) A Camoronian premiership is a historical inevitability, surely? Nor can I understand why Brown will not formally stake his claim on his absolute right to lead Labour into defeat at the next general election.

Blair is the only other "sensible person" left in the Labour Party fit to lead it into defeat. Perhaps he should be invited back into government and a by- election arranged to let him back in if he be fool enough to accept.

As for the new policies required to bring enliven Labour's lacklustre performance and policy drift, may I suggest proposals to:

(1) introduce an elitist, nationalist, rationalist but non-racist, non-expansionist one-party state run along the lines of the host of the Olympics 2008 who are doing so well for themselves

(2) reintroduce capital punishment and the principle of condign and economical punishment of criminals

(3) constitutionally establish the principle of limited government

(4) abolish the welfare state and reintroduce the concept of the deserving and undeserving poor and a government department to distinguish between the two

(5) introduce compulsory health insurance and dividing its provision into

(a) basic
(b) standard
(c) luxury

(6) give the British a referendum on the EU on an "in or out" basis

(7) disestablish the Church of England (and break the too-long connection with defeat, decline and dementia) and invite "tenders" from other faiths to replace it. The Muslims will probably have a few ideas about how Anglican Islam could be established.

(8) reinforce the British tradition of having a "Special Poodle Relationship" with the world's superpower and henceforth take active steps to become a Pekingese lapdog

(9) allow children to learn Mandarin in British schools as they used to learn European languages

(10) withdraw child benefit from any parent unable to produce a marriage certificate to prevent Britain becoming even more a Land of Illegitimacy, Illiteracy and Innumeracy or, not to put too fine a point on it, The Land of Bastardy and Bastards ...

Christianity failed to prevent the fall of Rome, the end of Christendom and the end of patriarchy

  2:00  Christians either expect to all go to hell or all go to heaven. 3:00  Christianity is only an accessory. 4:00  Atheism Cultural bagg...