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Showing posts with label Private Eye. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Private Eye. Show all posts

Wednesday, 27 May 2015

Ireland has gone gay, will the Mail go libtard when Geordie Greig takes over?

Eye 1351: 18-31 October 2013

Eye 1392: 15-28 May 2015

Eye 1393: 29 May - 11 June 2015  



Camille Paglia:


"Much violence against women originates in emotional territory that they already command. By midlife and early old age, as the hormones of both genders change, women are in total, despotic control of their marriages."







Is social conservatism to be even further marginalised just because the wife of the proprietor of the Mail dislikes having the views of her husband's newspaper mocked by her libtard friends?

Under the rules of no fault divorce she could divorce Lord Rothermere for this reason alone and take half his stuff or more. 

If you were Viscount Rothermere, would your most likely response to be obey She Who Must Be Obeyed if only for the sake of domestic harmony? After all, what is a journalistic principle, eh? 

Paul Dacre on Desert Island Discs

http://www.newstatesman.com/media/2013/12/man-who-hates-liberal-britain

Fleet Street rumour has it that Kay is being moved because he upset friends of Lady Rothermere, the proprietor’s wife, and that she is also behind the abrupt departure of the columnist Melanie Phillips, apparently on the grounds that her style – particularly during a June appearance on BBC1’s Question Time – is too shrill. Lady Rothermere, it is said, is desperately keen to oust Dacre in favour of Greig. Senior Mail sources pooh-pooh such tales, but they stop short of outright denials that Dacre is nearing the end of his days on the paper.

Saturday, 12 July 2014

Etonians, free speech and The Socialist Worker discussed on the Stephen Nolan Show, but not ecotourism

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b048j0g0
Discussion starts at 1:21, I come on at 1:26.

John Glen MP and Bobby Friedman spoke before me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Glen_(politician)
http://www.wilberforce.co.uk/barrister-profiles/bobby-friedman.asp

SN:
The political commentator joining us now as well: should The Socialist Worker apologise, Claire?

CK:
Not if it doesn't want to. I don't see why anyone's particularly surprised that The Socialist Worker should be rude and insensitive about toffs. They don't like them, we know they don't like them ...

SN:
This young man lost his life in tragic circumstances, and his family will be mourning and his parents will be devastated and you don't see why the paper should apologise?

CK:
Not if they don't want to and not unless they are really sorry. It was their intention to make a joke of it.

SN:
Do you think it is funny?

CK:
I am afraid it ... the pun amused me. I am sorry, I have to admit that.  It is a terrible thing to say, and I can put myself into the position of his parents, and then I thought to myself: 'If I went to Eton, if my son went to Eton, I would already realise that I would be hated just because of that. And being a toff, I shouldn't take to heart anything that people would say about me just because of that."

SN:
So you get amusement out of someone creating a joke about the death of a 17 year old?

CK:
I am a reader of Private Eye, there are lots of sick jokes around, they go around very quickly, that's what happens and that's what seems to amuse people. Now you're saying we can't make jokes about that, I mean, where will it end ...

SN:
Is it not about human decency and respect and just an understanding of how his parents, his family must feel? Is it not about basic decency, Claire?

CK:
Yes, we are supposed to have all those feelings, but then we are also supposed to have free speech, aren't we? It is a balance and with social media and how easy it is to put our views across and people actually going around looking for offence. Who is reading the Socialist Workers Party newsletter? Toffs looking to be offended? I think it was Independent journalists looking to get upset about it. I am sure they [The Socialist Worker] are very surprised that toffs should be reading their newsletter ...

SN:
Claire, I wish I had more time with you. Let's get your reaction to what Claire's just said tonight: 0500 909 693, but we thank you, let's get the news now at 1129.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2688095/Tasteless-inane-disgusting-Family-friend-slams-Left-wing-paper-mocking-death-Eton-pupil-mauled-polar-bear.html

Apart from trying to make the point that the free speech of those whose views you dislike is your free speech too, I had been hoping to discuss benefits and disbenefits of ecotourism. As well as the Etonian, a polar bear also lost its life. Instead, the rest of the show from 2330 to the end of the show at 0100 was taken up by assisted dying and Gaza, and it seemed that no one phoned in at all to denounce me or agree with me at all.

Perhaps the offended public schoolboys and schoolgirls had all gone to bed or were too busy with their Friday night activities, or it is possible that Five Live is too plebeian for them to listen to and phone into.

I suppose the worst thing that could have happened was Horatio's mother ringing the show in floods of tears saying how much I and Socialist Worker had upset her and her family with our callous comments, and telling the nation that her grief at the loss of her son would be immediately lessened if both I and Socialist Worker apologised pronto, but no one even cared enough to phone in on a Friday night. Being a patrician doctor, I knew she would have more dignity than to deign to notice the predictably callous comments of plebs, or of patricians or political commentators for that matter.

I think the people who are most cruel are not even the Socialist Worker who never expected anyone else to read their rag, but social media editors trying to whip up Twitter rage against the SWP and hoping to take credit if the SWP were made to apologise.

It is bad enough already to be the parent whose son had died of being mauled by a bear during an expensive holiday you paid for, but to be told that you should be additionally upset by the comments of plebs who hate you for your class and that you should be demanding an apology via your MP is the kind of refined cruelty only a tabloid journalist is capable of.


Felicity Morse went to Cheltenham Ladies College, but I have no information on whether Richard Moynihan and Rhoda Buchanan went to boarding school. All three are social media editors, however, two for broadsheets and one for BBC Newsnight. What are we to make of broadsheet and BBC journalists behaving like tabloid ones? Should they be made to apologise for causing additional grief to the parents of the Eton schoolboy so unusually and tragically bereaved?

I am afraid that if one dies in an unusual manner in an exotic location, sick jokes will inevitably be made about it.

Years ago, my holiday on a tropical paradise in the Philippines was nearly ruined when I read in the paper of the number of people who died of coconuts falling on their heads. I knew if I had died of this everyone would smirk and make jokes about it, no matter how fond of me they were. I particularly remember thinking to myself then that I would rather be murdered than to die of a coconut falling on my head.



Well, we shall see if the next issue of Private Eye mentions the story of the boy Eton by bear, and we know they are all public schoolboys there.

http://thevoiceofreason-ann.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/the-first-time-i-ever-agreed-with.html

This is actually an old story reheated. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2024639/Horatio-Chapple-Sick-Norway-polar-bear-attack-remarks-vile-people-online.html  Horatio died in August 2011, three years ago.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109238/Horatio-Chapple-Death-Eton-schoolboy-savaged-polar-bear-COULD-prevented.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2030513/Horatio-Chapple-funeral-Darling-son-17-mauled-polar-bear-Norway.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Svalbard_polar_bear_attack
http://www.britishexploring.org/AboutUs/SvalbardTragedy.aspx
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Inquest-death-schoolboy-killed-polar-bear/story-20829123-detail/story.html
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jul/10/horatio-chapple-inquest-polar-bear-director-british-schools-exploring
http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/topic/horatio-chapple/

Thursday, 12 June 2014

Auberon Waugh and me

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Tuesday, 18 February 2014

The Big Immigration Row and what Ian Hislop's contemptuous attitude towards UKIP reveals

http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/csx6wz/have-i-got-old-news-for-you--series-45---episode-5

http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/csx6yf/the-big-british-immigration-row

Leader of UKIP Nigel Farage, reacts as he looks at an edition of Private eye magazine during a visit to Ramsey in Cambridgeshire while on the local election campaign trail


As is usual in Have I Got News For You, the panelists were shown a photo and invited to make satirical comments about it.  It was this one above. Ian Hislop, the editor of Private Eye who was on the panel groaned and said it would make him lose readers.

Why would it?

Imagine if that were not Nigel Farage but the BNP leader himself, Nick Griffin.

He would have said exactly the same thing.

What is it about Private Eye readers who are so Europhiliac and pro-immigration?  Well, Eye readers are mostly public schoolboys and consist of members of the chattering classes and intelligentsia. Posh people, professional people, rich people, educated people and the political establishment read the Eye, not fucking plebs, and fucking plebs are precisely what these posh professional rich people of the establishment despise.

Plebs are the people who get affected by immigration, of course, and rich clever posh professional people don't give a shit about them. In fact, they love immigration (this was what Tim Stanley of the Telegraph said on the Big Immigration Row) precisely because it means they don't have to deal with the fucking plebs that they so despise, hate and fear.

A working class that is not fit for purpose is just beyond contempt and not worth even talking and thinking about.

What would these posh rich professional do to the plebs who don't work and whom they would never hire? Probably shoot them in the head if they could get away with it.

As they can't get away with it they just replace them with immigrants and sneer and spit at them while they do so.

Posh people think people who complain about immigration are just too fucking lower class for words and really deserve to be kicked in the teeth and their head for their temerity.  (They don't say that, of course, because calling them racist does the job of shutting the fuckers right up.)

What shall we do with these racist plebs?  Why, just carry on kicking them in the head of course. That is so easy to do.  They are after all so stupid and so poor and so ugly and so racist.  They have no comeback at all, with only moral cowards like Nick Griffin representing them.

Pity the plebs.  It is like being an orphan and retard with BO.  People will just avoid you without telling you why.  Even Nick Griffin can't be bothered to tell them exactly what is wrong with them as long as they stay in his party and pay their membership.

What do they need to be told?

They need to be told that the price of having an all-white Britain is to have an indigenous work force that is competitive and sought-after, but no one cares enough to tell a bunch of CHAV and welfare-dependent SSM-parented NEETs that, of course.  They wouldn't understand and if they did would probably turn nasty and do you an injury.

People who run businesses and who hire people know that if all the immigrants left, Britain would be taken right back to the 1970s with wildcat strikes, the three-day week, with frequent visits from the union barons to Downing Street to have their beer and sandwiches.

Very ironically, it is only I, a female and a racial foreigner, who takes the trouble to do so, but they would rather not listen.

And so the elephant in the room gets bigger and bigger as it is again swept under the carpet.

https://twitter.com/nickgriffinmep/status/435492619079401472
Nick Griffin tweets to the effect that he couldn't be arsed to appear on the "debate".  I wouldn't have enjoyed it either, but duty would have made it clear to me that it would be my job to attend, but Nick Griffin is under no such constraints of behaviour.  If he doesn't feel like going then he won't go, and he is right in that no one can make him go.

He could have sent someone else, but then that person if he performs badly would bring the party into disrepute, and if he performed well would take away too much of the limelight and present himself as leadership material, which wouldn't do with the leadership elections coming up next year.

All who are in his party are plebs and loyalists anyway, incapable of thinking up a strategy to oust him or with enough leadership skills to implement any strategy they might have come up with.

Politics is the business of selling hope to the gullible, uneducated, stubborn, illegitimate, degenerate and stupid, especially in the BNP.  

Monday, 10 February 2014

An action in defamation? Francis Wheen of Private Eye calls Claire Khaw a "liar".

Michael Goldfarb shared a link.
Claire Khaw The matriarchy - in the form of Liberal Imperialism - is a global threat to civilisation. 

In practical terms, it takes the form of promoting feminism and gay marriage, as well as invading and bombing sovereign nations to give their women rights.

Michael Goldfarb shared a link.
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Claire Khaw and 4 others like this.
Claire Khaw "Jews love Chinese food," I pointed out.

Chinese food is full of pork though.










Michael Goldfarb
Tonight's listening as Recommended by Gillian Reynolds in the Telegraph (take her word for it):
SUNDAY 9 FEBRUARY

Sunday Feature: Faith Without God

Radio 3, 6.45pm

Tonight's listening as Recommended by Gillian Reynolds in the Telegraph (take her word for it):
SUNDAY 9 FEBRUARY

Sunday Feature: Faith Without God

Radio 3, 6.45pm

Writer and broadcaster Michael Goldfarb on the remarkable coincidence of Buddha, Confucius and the first Greek philosophers all living around the same time in the 6th century BC. They all proposed, he argues, similar thought systems that became different religions. He asks archaeologists and scholars whether they might have shared ideas.


From Kabul to Kent (Radio 5 Live, 9.00pm) is also a Goldfarb programme, a remarkable documentary about a young Afghan who fled the war and smuggled himself into Britain where his life has been difficult but, at least, still his. This is a rare perspective on what it may be like in Afghanistan when, soon, the troops leave.

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Francis Wheen You pwn BBC radio. You're Duke Wireless, the man who put the rad in radio. It can't be long before they ask you to do the weather forecast as well.
Michael Goldfarb Meteorology with a left-historical twist
Claire Khaw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_Leibniz...
"Leibniz asserted that the truths of theology (religion) and philosophy cannot contradict each other, since reason and faith are both "gifts of God" so that their conflict would imply God contending against himself. The Theodicy is Leibniz's attempt to reconcile his personal philosophical system with his interpretation of the tenets of Christianity."

There is a way of linking the philosophy and God, and it is simply to demonstrate the obvious Utility of instilling a general belief God and to link morality with the law. In practical terms, this would mean establishing a theocracy, which is a society that obeys God's laws.

We could have an Old Testament theocracy, or a New Testament theocracy, or a Koranic theocracy.

Secular Koranism

The New Testament does not have that much content, while the Old Testament would have us stoning each other to death at the drop of a hat.


The Koran has the lowest entry threshold and the least harsh punishments as well as very clear rules about what to do and what not to do.

Francis Wheen OMG, Michael, who let the nightmare that is Khaw into your salon? Even the BNP (for whom she served as an election agent) eventually found her too fanatical for their taste. She's a liar, a fruitcake, a troll and a thundering bore.
Michael Goldfarb Thanks, I have never heard of her and she only just turned up. Shall take evasive action.
2 hours ago · Like


Habie Schwarz To Francis's mild description of Khaw I'd like to add: a proud Nazi (as her online photos show - big smiles in front of huge swastika flag with Adolf T shirt & holding machine gun). She once opined, irony-free, that my sister committing suicide at 27 was a good thing because all depressed people deserve to die. (I assumed a sick joke, of course, then did some research and found her views of eugenics for all 'defectives' to be genuine. Felt dirty for having mistakenly engaged. Felt a bit sick too. Had never knowingly engaged with such persons before). Coincidentally, another thread at the moment is about blocking; several admit to never blocking anyone except Ms Khaw.
Habie Schwarz (And she always starts with random quotes or links, as above).
Michael Goldfarb Blocked - as if she doesn't exist. See you Wednesday - with camera I hope!

I really don't remember discussing this woman's 27 year old sister who committed suicide with her. I certainly don't recall saying "all depressed people deserve to die".  Another potential libel action? 

She is definitely more than a bit of a lefty:




      This is the photo Habie Schwarz must have been referring to.












      It is impossible for me to be a Nazi on the following grounds:

      (i) I am not a member of the Aryan race.
      (ii) I am not German or German-speaking. 
      (iii) I am not a German national.
      (iv) I am not a member of the German Nazi Party.
      (v) The German Nazi Party is no longer in existence.
      (vi) I am not anti-semitic.
      (vii) Unlike Hitler, I am against foreign adventurism and have been known to oppose the involvement of British troops in Muslim countries.  
      (viii) I do not believe in the racial superiority of any race.
      (ix) The purpose of posing for that photograph was to court controversy and then refute accusations through the use of reasoned debate that I am not nor have ever been a Nazi.  
      (x) I am no more a Nazi for being photographed with a swastika in the background than I would be a policeman if I were photographed with a police station in the background and a policeman’s helmet on my head.  

      I suppose it is rather gratifying that Habie and her circle are busily comparing notes and complaining about me.  

      The point is that I do believe I have been libelled.  The reason the BNP expelled me can be found at http://thevoiceofreason-ann.blogspot.co.uk/2011/07/claire-khaw-expelled-from-bnp.html


      If UKIP are called fruitcakes, I suppose I can deal with being called a fruitcake. I have been called a troll by liberals who disagree with me, and have become accustomed to her face.

      To be called a "thundering bore" is, to be fair to Francis Wheen, fair comment.  

      But how have I been "a liar"?

      As a result of being called a liar by Francis Wheen, Goldfarb immediately took "evasive action" and blocked me without engaging with me at all.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defamation_Act_2013

      Requirement of serious harm: "A statement is not defamatory unless its publication has caused or is likely to cause serious harm to the reputation of the claimant".

      Goldfarb, in response to Wheen's nauseating brown-nosing about him owning the BBC and being "Duke of Wireless" and "the man who put the rad into radio" who will soon be asked to do the weather said if he were indeed asked to do the weather, it would be "meteorology with a left-historical twist".

      It has of course been my purpose to engage with any left-wing intellectual of note to expose the vacuity of their nonsensical ideas which they pointedly refuse to debate, but the Left have signally refused to engage with me at all, and warn each other not to do so.

      When they do engage with me, they do not fare particularly well as can be seen at
      http://thebattlefieldoflove.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/two-men-look-on-while-feminist-and-anti.html
      http://thebattlefieldoflove.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/socialist-feminist-bbc-radio-4-producer.html
      http://thebattlefieldoflove.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/how-well-does-ruth-dudley-edwards-and.html
      http://thebattlefieldoflove.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/why-is-ruth-lea-so-afraid-of-discussing.html

      It is therefore certainly arguable that this intellectually dishonest and defamatory behaviour by the Left has caused me serious harm, since I regard myself as a right-wing intellectual and have been calling for an honest and public debate that does not descend into name-calling, abuse and ultimately disengagement.  The tactic of the Left is to refuse to enter the arena out of fear of having their arguments exploded by my irrefutable logic.  So far they have been able to claim that they have won, but not for much longer, I don't think.

      Will he, like Lord Rennard, refuse to apologise?

      If this exchange is not conclusive evidence that the media is run entirely by the Left-wing Mafiosi entirely for their benefit at our expense, I don't know what is.

      He used to look like this.


      Now he looks like this.
      Francis Wheen used to be married to this dreadful feminist Joan Smith.  I wonder what went wrong. 

      https://twitter.com/FrancisWheen/status/438784062090915840 It seems the misunderstanding  has been cleared up.  

      Discussing ⁨@khalidsafir⁩'s conversation with ⁨@doooovid⁩ on the afterlife and having principles

      2:00  What would a Jew and Muslim argue about the afterlife? https://www.thejc.com/news/synagogue-cancels-talk-by-downs-syndrome-is-a-punish...