How I would govern as Dictator of Britain and the use of AV to elect me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dictator

http://thevoiceofreason-ann.blogspot.com/2011/04/let-us-have-democratically-elected.html

Should such a Dictator be elected using AV or FPTP?  I would suggest AV to make this dictatorial candidate work harder to position himself (or herself) on a broader popular base.   I am confident that I can do this reasonably well.

Please note that I would not abolish elections.  Even Dictators need to know how they are doing to stay in power and elections are required to let the ruler know what the governed think of his (or her) policies.  

In fact, I would allow the burning of effigies of myself because that would be a good way of knowing how much one is hated and give a dictator a chance to mend his (or her) ways.

http://thevoiceofreason-ann.blogspot.com/2011/04/khaws-dolls-and-effigies-for-voodoo.html

A quick request of how many effigies of me have been ordered would be a much quicker way of knowing what my people think of me than commissioning some hugely expensive YouGov or MORI poll.

Clara Khavius would be the Latin version of my name.   

Let us have a democratically elected dictator or a TV game show based on this idea

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0105vth

A game show called Political X Factor on Saturday evening prime time with the winner being voted by SMS would have the nation transfixed and agog with expectation and excitement.

That would be much more fun than debating the merits and demerits of AV, PR, FTPT etc.  It is not the method of electing our leaders that is crap.  It is the policies of the oligarchy that are crap.

This is so because all the parties have crap constitutions that do not protect the rights of their members or properly define what ought to be the state ideology.

Only I know the secret of a decent constitution and my bargain with the British people would be that I would implement the changes that I regard are necessary and then retire from politics after a year, having put in place a political and legal system that can do without me after it is established.  

There is something for everyone - and by this I mean the governed and the governing establishment, I do assure you.  Just hear me out.