How I would govern as Dictator of Britain and the use of AV to elect me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dictator

http://thevoiceofreason-ann.blogspot.com/2011/04/let-us-have-democratically-elected.html

Should such a Dictator be elected using AV or FPTP?  I would suggest AV to make this dictatorial candidate work harder to position himself (or herself) on a broader popular base.   I am confident that I can do this reasonably well.

Please note that I would not abolish elections.  Even Dictators need to know how they are doing to stay in power and elections are required to let the ruler know what the governed think of his (or her) policies.  

In fact, I would allow the burning of effigies of myself because that would be a good way of knowing how much one is hated and give a dictator a chance to mend his (or her) ways.

http://thevoiceofreason-ann.blogspot.com/2011/04/khaws-dolls-and-effigies-for-voodoo.html

A quick request of how many effigies of me have been ordered would be a much quicker way of knowing what my people think of me than commissioning some hugely expensive YouGov or MORI poll.

Clara Khavius would be the Latin version of my name.   

Khaw's Dolls and Effigies for Voodoo, Torture and Execution

I have just had a wonderful idea about making voodoo dolls of hated national figures. The David Cameron and Martin Amis doll would sell well, I think.

Khaw's Voodoo Dolls .... Dolls would have balls so you can have the satisfaction of ripping them off. Dolls would also be specially manufactured to ooze blood and spill guts to make the experience more authentic. A voice that cries out in pain? Dolls to burn at the stake? Dolls to hang, draw and quarter?

Accessories would be gallows and guillotine ... Perhaps an executioner's axe or sword. We could even have a pretend lethal injection thingie ... The possibilities are endless.

Khaw's Dolls for Execution with Accompanying Accessories.

When I am Mayoress of London, I will have specially appointed places for effigy-burning.  I believe that even the BNP would be happy to adopt the Indian and Pakistani custom of the effigy-burning of hated people and then smacking them with a stick as they burn on the ground.

Here is a clip of the Afghans burning an effigy of Obama.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgYc6cS9OKA  I would see to it that British effigies would have a stronger resemblance to the hated person in question.